By Redhairchick - 06/11/2016 07:08

Today, I got severe diarrhea while out dancing with friends. On my way home, I got hit with the urge again. I couldn't find an open toilet and I had to resort to relieving myself in an alley. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 000
You deserved it 907

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Next time try opening the lid if all the toilets are closed.

Look on the brightside, at least you didn't shit your pants.

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That must've been a really shitty experience

I never thought I would have to say this, but it's more like a "shitty situation." I'll leave now before I get roasted.

Boi, you fine ass, dark haired having ass, long nosed faced ass, bottom lip smelling like taco meat faced ass, please sit on my face lookin ass, my snapchat gets 26+views pic taking ass

Next time try opening the lid if all the toilets are closed.

Or just leave it on the lid for the next person to deal with. Just kinda depends on what kind of mood you're in.

Or you could go for an upper decker!

I hope you feel better now, being sick is never fun but at least now you have a really coolish story.

Look on the brightside, at least you didn't shit your pants.

Bet you found out who your real friends were though.

Luckily, you found an alley that had toilet paper available. No? Oh, wait .... eeeewwww

Napkins in my car thankfully.

Wow, that's shitty luck. lol

It happens to the best of us

Ah yes. The classic tale of having severe diarrhea in an alley. A story as old as time itself.

Booty and the Beast?

Sounds like you got stuck in a shitty situation. Let's not play fast and loose with those tacos again. Ok I'm done

And this is why I think we should all be wearing adult diapers like underwear.