Today, I was feeling abnormally self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on any makeup. The first thing my 7-year-old cousin said when she saw me was, "You look like my pet rat!" FML
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Today, my six-year-old son told me my makeup looks like his grandmother's did in the casket. FML
Today, I was feeling unusually self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on makeup for the day. On my way to class, I passed some guys selling towels. One of them jeered, "Wanna be prettier? Buy a towel, and throw it over your face!" There goes my self-confidence. FML
Today, I was taking a shower with my girlfriend when she 'complimented' me by saying, "You’re cute, like a rat." FML
Today, I told a coworker, “You look way better without makeup.” She responded, “I’m wearing makeup.” Everyone around us gasped like I had just said "fuck" in church. FML
Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML
Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML
Today, I went to school without any makeup on. The guys who usually compliment me for being pretty are now calling me "The Greatest Illusion Ever". FML
Today, I playfully drew thick eyebrows on my one-year-old son to make him look like a cartoon villain. He laughed cutely in the mirror as I took some adorable pictures. When my husband saw, he threw such a horrendous fit about boys and makeup, I was reduced to tears. FML
Today, I was taking the subway to school. I was applying some makeup when I noticed a little boy watching me. When I was finished I heard him whisper to his mom, "I thought make up was supposed to make you pretty." FML
Today, my 6 year-old daughter saw me putting on makeup and asked, “Mommy, are you trying to look less tired or more alive?” FML
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Catkam623 27
That's when you bit her right and then went off to eat an entire wheel of cheese right?
Arthua 9
That's not the way you talk to your pets!
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Comments (101)
liaRawr 9
Stop putting make up on all the time then!!
goth_pixie 15
Rats are cute. Take it as a compliment
LifeOfAnRN 18
I'm sorry but I literally did laugh out loud. I don't know what you look like so I'm not insulting you but it really is funny coming from a kid. Women say that kind of thing about each other all the time just to prove a point. I guess it's a good point.
jimmywithsalt 19
Love yourself, OP! Don't let that little rugrat affect your life that way!
bungholemcgee 11
pet rats are cute.
RebeccaRFT 18
YDI. If you use so much make up so often that you look completely different without it Youre too fake.
LyricaSilvan 29
Ah, small children and their blunt honesty...
Bombergaler 2
well, do you look like the pet rat?