Today, I found out why my cell phone has been going missing every night for the last few months. My sister has been "borrowing" it so she can hold it against her crotch and repeatedly push the vibrate button. FML
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WeeWizeL
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So, what's all the buzz about?
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TurkeyBaconLovin
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didnt notice the smell?!
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TurkeyBaconLovin
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didnt notice the smell?!
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anorexicbarbie
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28 Wanna stop replying to the first comment? Thanks. :-)
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fizzypop14
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that was a pretty legitimate response. someones got their panties In a bunch.
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Ramses3
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maybe her monthly gift arrived.
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littlejord007
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it's only against the rules if there reply has nothing to do with the comment they replied to, which it did so don't be a bitch
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FriskyCoconut
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uhh not all smell...
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anorexicbarbie
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Ha.
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anorexicbarbie
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Hm.
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zoraman5
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couldn't* care less.
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anorexicbarbie
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Bazinga!
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ghost303
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However, it seems to be perfectly ok for anorexicbarbie to post two-character responses to a comment she (?) shouldn't be able to read given the apparent lack of most normal brain functionality. amirite?
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Sadochan
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Give me the number of your sister.
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BlueEyed1019
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^ pedophile
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emilybaby2012
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139- Hahah I agree<3
37- You're a stupid bitch.
37- You're a stupid bitch.
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Kallik
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hey I'm at the top of the list!
but what does OP stand for?!
and OP, that sucks
but what does OP stand for?!
and OP, that sucks
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anorexicbarbie
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People sure are strange these days...
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aronamanora
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anorexicbarbie, you need a new hobby besides jumping on FML and being a complete tool. On a related note, this FML made me cringe a little.
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anorexicbarbie
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Wow you're right 186, you've got me all figured out. You should like be a psychologist or something like that.
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Eunomia_fml
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anorexicbarbie, "People sure are strange these days..."
Oh yes, but your "Ha" and "Hm" comments were not strange at all. (hope you picked up the sarcasm.)
And by telling her not to reply to the first comment makes you a hypocrite for doing the same thing.
Oh yes, but your "Ha" and "Hm" comments were not strange at all. (hope you picked up the sarcasm.)
And by telling her not to reply to the first comment makes you a hypocrite for doing the same thing.
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Rando77
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Ha. Hm.
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liv2laugh721
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Haha sheldon!
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WeeWizeL
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So, what's all the buzz about?
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ThatGuyThing
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oh I see what you did there you sneaky bastard
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I_iz_B_a_troll
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Im pickin up good vibrations,
Shes giving me excitations,
Good good good good vibrations!
Shes giving me excitations,
Good good good good vibrations!
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iTerrorized
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I can't find good signal down here guys :( no matter how much I move..
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lemoncows
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can you feel me now?? ;)
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Hayman68
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c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker! lol and you lost the game!
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AmberBri
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Lmao.
Nice. :D
Nice. :D
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Shippou
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133 and op I am disappoint
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vacantcanvas
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very punny
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drugfreebaby
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love the picture :)
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kgj6
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oh sick! How did you find that out?!
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babygurl329
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i dont want to know...
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you_failed
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That would have excited her more.. (if it was on vibrate) :X
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Kallik
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hahaha yeah..
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NzaHaFML
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I can't help but say #41 is really cute. ^ ^
btw, there's a lot of buzz going on w/ 1st comment
btw, there's a lot of buzz going on w/ 1st comment
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FYLminerocks
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Wouldn't you like to know?
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kgarci07
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ew /:
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Hanimon
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ikr, gross -.-
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JosherMan
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You should slather it with hot sauce, on the parts that it won't hurt, and let her borrow it just on more time.
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MrRawwr84
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hahahaha Win!
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xoxoMEGANxoxo
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haha yeah
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anon2468
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or itching powder...
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sunnysurfchick
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love your idea
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jhillmoney
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or even bengay, it hurts soo good.
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WolfAttac
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Lmao
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OrientlSoldr
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Ahhhh... good clean family fun.
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roeallen
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it's great when families can get together to share vibrators... I mean experiences.
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FMLPanda89
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lol personal experience? ..... omg.
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afdude87
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time for a new phone.
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CAPTmok
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agreed that phone cant be touched...... arrghh!!!
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snowfox_fml
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she's only twelve...
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sockymcfrogz
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IKR. I know a few 12-year-olds who think "damn" is a swear word and don't watch anything above "PG".
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dramayall
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I also know some 12 year olds who hooked up in middle school bathroom stalls and got knocked up!
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jrsgreenfire257
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i also know a twelve year old called sockymcfrogz... Haha lmao
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daeval14
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Actually it's quite common for twelve year olds to start masturbating.
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PancakesEqualLov
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I know 40 something year olds that yell at me when I say crap, gay, that sucks, freaking or oh snap. they also happen to be bible thumpers.
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james_aka_frosty
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damn, I never would've guessed.
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SnailFist
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I'll admit I'm almost 13 myself, and some girls are already drinking, vomiting, and having sex.
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Flammin8
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anyone remember that 11-or-12 year old kid in the UK that was a father?? It the news..I'm sure he's not the youngest father.
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lovinit5683
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I'm 15, and I know girls who are 12 year olds that are pregnant.
And 11-12 is when most people start to masturbate.
And 11-12 is when most people start to masturbate.
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SpankyMcThrust
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Why did I thumbs up the 12 y/o who's pregnant comment?...
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ObeyTheSnarf
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@#61 True.
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techweed
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that's what makes her the epickest sister ever
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techweed
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that's what makes her the epickest sister ever
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BlueEyed1019
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12 year olds masturbate? ew
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Gabbymcbride
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Uhm, how do you know she's 12?
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ganksta_ikm
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81 What the hell does vomiting have to do with 12 doing bad stuff?
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ganksta_ikm
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81 What the hell does vomiting have to do with 12 doing bad stuff?
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educky
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uh no that's. not something to " ew" at
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Coalke
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That's old. The first time I vomited was when I was 1. Kind of a normal thing for babies. Those girls had some weird resistance to it.
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cacheson
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I think that's supposed to mean vomiting on purpose. Like with bulimia.
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cperagui
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I started masturbating at 9 or 10..
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marc_with_a_c
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Well at least you know you can either buy her a vibrator or a cellphone for her birthday
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Nandito2
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yes^^^^^
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iwrestlebears
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win!
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KrissyGal
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1 ah 2 well at least she knows how to make herself happy 3 new phone time