Today, I found out why my cell phone has been going missing every...

By Anonymous - 26/2/2011 20:19 - United States

Today, I found out why my cell phone has been going missing every night for the last few months. My sister has been "borrowing" it so she can hold it against her crotch and repeatedly push the vibrate button. FML

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By WeeWizeL | 0

#2126303 - Saturday 26 February 2011 23:56

So, what's all the buzz about?

By TurkeyBaconLovin | 0

#2126301 - Saturday 26 February 2011 23:56

didnt notice the smell?!

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By TurkeyBaconLovin | 0

#2126301 - Saturday 26 February 2011 23:56

didnt notice the smell?!

anorexicbarbie | 8

#2126474 - Sunday 27 February 2011 0:39

28 Wanna stop replying to the first comment? Thanks. :-)

fizzypop14 | 3

#2126554 - Sunday 27 February 2011 1:24

that was a pretty legitimate response. someones got their panties In a bunch.

Ramses3 | 6

#2126562 - Sunday 27 February 2011 1:26

maybe her monthly gift arrived.

littlejord007 | 0

#2127001 - Sunday 27 February 2011 4:36

it's only against the rules if there reply has nothing to do with the comment they replied to, which it did so don't be a bitch

FriskyCoconut | 0

#2127104 - Sunday 27 February 2011 5:20

uhh not all smell...

anorexicbarbie | 8

#2127177 - Sunday 27 February 2011 5:48

Ha.

anorexicbarbie | 8

#2127291 - Sunday 27 February 2011 6:31

Hm.

zoraman5 | 3

#2127755 - Sunday 27 February 2011 9:26

couldn't* care less.

anorexicbarbie | 8

#2127782 - Sunday 27 February 2011 9:30

Bazinga!

ghost303 | 3

#2127879 - Sunday 27 February 2011 9:59

However, it seems to be perfectly ok for anorexicbarbie to post two-character responses to a comment she (?) shouldn't be able to read given the apparent lack of most normal brain functionality. amirite?

Sadochan | 0

#2129011 - Sunday 27 February 2011 13:43

Give me the number of your sister.

BlueEyed1019 | 12

#2129254 - Sunday 27 February 2011 15:11

^ pedophile

emilybaby2012 | 0

#2129795 - Sunday 27 February 2011 18:32

139- Hahah I agree<3
37- You're a stupid bitch.

Kallik | 0

#2129823 - Sunday 27 February 2011 18:43

hey I'm at the top of the list!

but what does OP stand for?!

and OP, that sucks

anorexicbarbie | 8

#2129857 - Sunday 27 February 2011 18:54

People sure are strange these days...

aronamanora | 0

#2129969 - Sunday 27 February 2011 19:19

anorexicbarbie, you need a new hobby besides jumping on FML and being a complete tool. On a related note, this FML made me cringe a little.

anorexicbarbie | 8

#2130236 - Sunday 27 February 2011 20:44

Wow you're right 186, you've got me all figured out. You should like be a psychologist or something like that.

Eunomia_fml | 0

#2134776 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 1:53

anorexicbarbie, "People sure are strange these days..."
Oh yes, but your "Ha" and "Hm" comments were not strange at all. (hope you picked up the sarcasm.)
And by telling her not to reply to the first comment makes you a hypocrite for doing the same thing.

Rando77 | 0

#2153883 - Sunday 6 March 2011 5:53

Ha. Hm.

liv2laugh721 | 0

#4367665 - Sunday 29 April 2012 1:39

Haha sheldon!

By WeeWizeL | 0

#2126303 - Saturday 26 February 2011 23:56

So, what's all the buzz about?

ThatGuyThing | 0

#2126460 - Sunday 27 February 2011 0:35

oh I see what you did there you sneaky bastard

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#2126482 - Sunday 27 February 2011 0:45

Im pickin up good vibrations,
Shes giving me excitations,
Good good good good vibrations!

iTerrorized | 4

#2126569 - Sunday 27 February 2011 1:27

I can't find good signal down here guys :( no matter how much I move..

lemoncows | 2

#2127339 - Sunday 27 February 2011 6:41

can you feel me now?? ;)

Hayman68 | 4

#2127418 - Sunday 27 February 2011 7:24

c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker! lol and you lost the game!

AmberBri | 8

#2127598 - Sunday 27 February 2011 8:49

Lmao.
Nice. :D

Shippou | 10

#2127612 - Sunday 27 February 2011 8:55

133 and op I am disappoint

vacantcanvas | 0

#2128012 - Sunday 27 February 2011 10:46

very punny

drugfreebaby | 1

#2128958 - Sunday 27 February 2011 13:29

love the picture :)

By kgj6 | 0

#2126305 - Saturday 26 February 2011 23:56

oh sick! How did you find that out?!

babygurl329 | 0

#2126376 - Sunday 27 February 2011 0:06

i dont want to know...

you_failed | 15

#2126733 - Sunday 27 February 2011 2:25

That would have excited her more.. (if it was on vibrate) :X

Kallik | 0

#2129828 - Sunday 27 February 2011 18:45

hahaha yeah..

NzaHaFML | 13

#2130449 - Sunday 27 February 2011 22:19

I can't help but say #41 is really cute. ^ ^
btw, there's a lot of buzz going on w/ 1st comment

FYLminerocks | 7

#2140318 - Wednesday 2 March 2011 7:53

Wouldn't you like to know?

By kgarci07 | 0

#2126309 - Saturday 26 February 2011 23:57

ew /:

Hanimon | 0

#2126937 - Sunday 27 February 2011 4:04

ikr, gross -.-

By JosherMan | 0

#2126333 - Sunday 27 February 2011 0:00

You should slather it with hot sauce, on the parts that it won't hurt, and let her borrow it just on more time.

MrRawwr84 | 0

#2126342 - Sunday 27 February 2011 0:01

hahahaha Win!

xoxoMEGANxoxo | 13

#2126537 - Sunday 27 February 2011 1:12

haha yeah

anon2468 | 0

#2126625 - Sunday 27 February 2011 1:50

or itching powder...

sunnysurfchick | 0

#2127328 - Sunday 27 February 2011 6:39

love your idea

jhillmoney | 0

#2147662 - Thursday 3 March 2011 23:36

or even bengay, it hurts soo good.

WolfAttac | 0

#3363490 - Thursday 29 September 2011 6:08

Lmao

By OrientlSoldr | 0

#2126336 - Sunday 27 February 2011 0:01

Ahhhh... good clean family fun.

roeallen | 11

#2126369 - Sunday 27 February 2011 0:05

it's great when families can get together to share vibrators... I mean experiences.

FMLPanda89 | 0

#2127315 - Sunday 27 February 2011 6:37

lol personal experience? ..... omg.

By afdude87 | 6

#2126349 - Sunday 27 February 2011 0:02

time for a new phone.

CAPTmok | 7

#2126440 - Sunday 27 February 2011 0:24

agreed that phone cant be touched...... arrghh!!!

By snowfox_fml | 10

#2126351 - Sunday 27 February 2011 0:02

she's only twelve...

sockymcfrogz | 3

#2126396 - Sunday 27 February 2011 0:12

IKR. I know a few 12-year-olds who think "damn" is a swear word and don't watch anything above "PG".

dramayall | 0

#2126410 - Sunday 27 February 2011 0:14

I also know some 12 year olds who hooked up in middle school bathroom stalls and got knocked up!

jrsgreenfire257 | 0

#2126580 - Sunday 27 February 2011 1:35

i also know a twelve year old called sockymcfrogz... Haha lmao

daeval14 | 0

#2126605 - Sunday 27 February 2011 1:41

Actually it's quite common for twelve year olds to start masturbating.

PancakesEqualLov | 0

#2126644 - Sunday 27 February 2011 2:00

I know 40 something year olds that yell at me when I say crap, gay, that sucks, freaking or oh snap. they also happen to be bible thumpers.

james_aka_frosty | 3

#2126833 - Sunday 27 February 2011 3:09

damn, I never would've guessed.

SnailFist | 5

#2126876 - Sunday 27 February 2011 3:33

I'll admit I'm almost 13 myself, and some girls are already drinking, vomiting, and having sex.

Flammin8 | 0

#2126933 - Sunday 27 February 2011 4:02

anyone remember that 11-or-12 year old kid in the UK that was a father?? It the news..I'm sure he's not the youngest father.

lovinit5683 | 0

#2127027 - Sunday 27 February 2011 4:46

I'm 15, and I know girls who are 12 year olds that are pregnant.
And 11-12 is when most people start to masturbate.

SpankyMcThrust | 6

#2127223 - Sunday 27 February 2011 6:09

Why did I thumbs up the 12 y/o who's pregnant comment?...

ObeyTheSnarf | 0

#2127238 - Sunday 27 February 2011 6:17

@#61 True.

techweed | 12

#2128257 - Sunday 27 February 2011 12:03

that's what makes her the epickest sister ever

techweed | 12

#2128262 - Sunday 27 February 2011 12:04

that's what makes her the epickest sister ever

BlueEyed1019 | 12

#2129262 - Sunday 27 February 2011 15:14

12 year olds masturbate? ew

Gabbymcbride | 2

#2130110 - Sunday 27 February 2011 19:56

Uhm, how do you know she's 12?

ganksta_ikm | 1

#2171673 - Friday 11 March 2011 6:18

81 What the hell does vomiting have to do with 12 doing bad stuff?

ganksta_ikm | 1

#2171676 - Friday 11 March 2011 6:18

81 What the hell does vomiting have to do with 12 doing bad stuff?

educky | 3

#2918958 - Monday 18 July 2011 6:11

uh no that's. not something to " ew" at

Coalke | 5

#5160914 - Sunday 18 November 2012 9:52

That's old. The first time I vomited was when I was 1. Kind of a normal thing for babies. Those girls had some weird resistance to it.

cacheson | 39

#7502227 - Friday 21 July 2017 19:55

I think that's supposed to mean vomiting on purpose. Like with bulimia.

cperagui | 18

#7659901 - Wednesday 11 July 2018 19:23

I started masturbating at 9 or 10..

By marc_with_a_c | 3

#2126357 - Sunday 27 February 2011 0:03

Well at least you know you can either buy her a vibrator or a cellphone for her birthday

Nandito2 | 0

#2126880 - Sunday 27 February 2011 3:33

yes^^^^^

iwrestlebears | 0

#2127452 - Sunday 27 February 2011 7:36

win!

By KrissyGal | 1

#2126371 - Sunday 27 February 2011 0:05

1 ah 2 well at least she knows how to make herself happy 3 new phone time