Today, I was eating a fancy dinner with my girlfriend at a restaurant. Suddenly, my ex-girlfriend, who was seemingly still angry after our breakup 2 years ago, saw me through the window. She walked in, took my spaghetti dinner, shoved it in my face, and stormed out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a restaurant with my fiancée for dinner. I commented that she had some food around her mouth. She responded with a lecture, then by throwing her hot bowl of noodles at me, before stomping out the restaurant. FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, while at dinner with my current boyfriend, my ex walked in with his new girlfriend. The waiter put them at the table next to ours, and the two of them had a front row seat to me spilling an entire guacamole salad on my lap out of nervousness. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML
Today, I went out to lunch with my girlfriend. I asked if she was going to finish her meal, hoping to steal a bite or two. She somehow took this as me calling her fat, threw her drink at me, and stormed off. I just wanted some steak. FML
Today, in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend showed up declaring her love for him. They left together and I had to take the bus home. FML
Today, I had a meeting in the town where my ex-girlfriend works. After the meeting, I bought some ice cream and sat on a bench in a public place. She came across with her girlfriends laughing and obviously having fun. She only looked in my direction briefly. I threw the ice cream into the trash. FML
Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, I saw my ex, who had dumped me for not being “ambitious” enough. I'd said she was just a gold digger and would die alone. She looked amazing at the fanciest, most expensive restaurant in town, and was celebrating being made partner at her law firm. I was bussing tables. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
Uh-oh, spaghetti-o!
CaptNomNom 17
I read it as 2 hours. Screw my dyslexic...
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Comments (111)
viper8608 9
bitches be crazy
doglover100 29
She's crazy.
krewer21 1
Wow, raw deal! I admire you for not telling her to keep away when she barged in. Save yourself next time, shout her down to back off and threaten a restraining order.. Makes you look like the victim!
awkward_gothlady 32
Obviously, this one never learned that there is a time and place to throw spaghetti at your ex when he's having dinner with another woman: in your imagination!
88vivera 9
That wasn't ur fault
hateevryone 15
Lmao I can actually picture her doing that while you're eating.
hysocoprious 5
I don't think "fancy restaurant" and spaghetti belong in the same sentence.
awessumpossum 5
you understand that there are fancy Italian restaurants that serve spaghetti as an appetizer right?
Meesersuperman1 4
So you just watched her walk up without standing up or doing anything? I mean I wouldn't just let her shove spaghetti in my face.
jiaming1628 1
Spaghetti Is a fancy dinner?
TcheQ 12
YDI for eating spaghetti in a 'fancy' restaurant