Today, I was eating a fancy dinner with my girlfriend at a restaurant. Suddenly, my ex-girlfriend, who was seemingly still angry after our breakup 2 years ago, saw me through the window. She walked in, took my spaghetti dinner, shoved it in my face, and stormed out. FML
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Today, I was in a restaurant with my fiancée for dinner. I commented that she had some food around her mouth. She responded with a lecture, then by throwing her hot bowl of noodles at me, before stomping out the restaurant. FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, while at dinner with my current boyfriend, my ex walked in with his new girlfriend. The waiter put them at the table next to ours, and the two of them had a front row seat to me spilling an entire guacamole salad on my lap out of nervousness. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML
Today, I went out to lunch with my girlfriend. I asked if she was going to finish her meal, hoping to steal a bite or two. She somehow took this as me calling her fat, threw her drink at me, and stormed off. I just wanted some steak. FML
Today, in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend showed up declaring her love for him. They left together and I had to take the bus home. FML
Today, I had a meeting in the town where my ex-girlfriend works. After the meeting, I bought some ice cream and sat on a bench in a public place. She came across with her girlfriends laughing and obviously having fun. She only looked in my direction briefly. I threw the ice cream into the trash. FML
Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, I saw my ex, who had dumped me for not being “ambitious” enough. I'd said she was just a gold digger and would die alone. She looked amazing at the fanciest, most expensive restaurant in town, and was celebrating being made partner at her law firm. I was bussing tables. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
Uh-oh, spaghetti-o!
CaptNomNom 17
I read it as 2 hours. Screw my dyslexic...
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Comments (111)
vucui 21
Not that fancy of a dinner if you're eating spaghetti (probably paid around $9 for something you can make at home for much cheaper). Anyway, your ex needs to get over it. It's been two years. Sorry for your luck.
plaguer 26
You're right, restaurants never overcharge for food. Oh wait. Also: Olive Garden much?
vucui 21
If you're at Olive Garden, there's much better than that to eat. I still stand by my statement.
plaguer 26
Except that your statement was that OP paid for a cheap dinner, not that it wasn't good and should have gotten something different or better. Two meals can easily go for $30+.
Keevarou 17
What is better to eat or not depends on the persons taste. Maybe he prefer spaghetti over some fancy food, you may never know, oh the wonders of life
conqueror57 11
Plaguer, if you think Olive Garden counts as a "fancy dinner" you're probably going to wind up with bitter exes dumping spaghetti on you, too.
plaguer 26
I simply stated that Olive Garden charges more than $9. If someone doesn't like me because of that fact, they don't sound like much of a winner themselves.
gc327072 31
Who the **** cares what your opinions of fine dining are?
Mifflicious 18
17, spaghetti is not fancy if you're a lousy cook who only uses the cheapest stuff to make it from. So I guess you are not just bad at cooking, but also avaricious. When we make spaghetti, it's no way in hell it would cost only 9$ ..
drewflav 17
Ever consider that they were at a fancy Italian restaurant where spaghetti is not considered the main course, but rather the appetizer? Watch more Food Network, it's more common than you think.
vucui 21
Then he's stupid for paying $30+ for something he could have made at home for cheaper. Probably would've been more romantic, and this FML would never have happened.
Autoshot 9
75 - all that Food Network tv hasn't done much for your attention to detail. OP states that it was his spaghetti "dinner."
PhilSnake22 13
What a bitch. It's been two years, there's really no excuse for what she did. Just as well you got out when you did.
Tezoma 28
That's a waste of fancy spaghetti! I how the rest of your night went well. You know, after the initial shock.
Tezoma 28
Hope*
Enslaved 38
It's just like a scene from a movie! :P Can't say I haven't dreamt about doing the same thing to a few but I refuse to stoop to that childish level.
charvisioku 22
2 YEARS LATER!? The only excuse to still be angry 2 years later is if you slept with her sister or you abused her in some way. I'm guessing not, so you had an incredibly lucky escape. She's clearly a raving bunny boiler. Shame your girlfriend didn't knock her out.
countryrose92 23
Even still my ex abused me and slept with my "best friend" I wouldn't be childish enough to drop spaghetti on them, I would just walk in with my super hot, sweet boyfriend and eat at the next table showing him what he coulda had but was stupid and lost. :) throwing spaghetti is childish and there is no reason for it, esspecially 2 years later. (Excuse my typos, I suck at spelling :))
sarahannewrap 7
It is that time of month..
court_f 8
It's that time of month to throw spaghetti on your ex's?
yesyesnonono 10
Honestly we can't fairly vote on this one unless we know the circumstances of the breakup. Maybe OP cheated with his new gf and they ended up together. Ydk for sure.
charvisioku 22
So? Still incredibly excessive to throw his food over him 2 years later. Get the **** over it, seriously...
pradip 26
Did u broke up via a text message(assuming), and maybe u didn't give her a chance to venge her anger. She was super excited when she found you in a rather helpless position and made an example out of it.
Posthuman 26
You know what happens when you assume...you become the subject of an overused joke -.-
darnellq 13
Also you know what happens when you blast someone for spelling errors too quickly? You make them yourself. Broke should be brake, and venge should be vent. Am I right? I won't even correct "u" as that is embarrassing enough.
jskains 6
That is considered an assault and is illegal. If you want your own revenge, you should have charged her with the cops.
superrocket19 17
That is rude, and u should've just wiped your face off and ordered more. You can forget about things, OP