You know what? Why can't us men just fart in their faces when they give us a hard time? You know. Mate, when you see her, shat on her face. Show her who's boss. Works every time..

Such a tool and i agree grab her head and fart in her face

u suck

he must be pretty awesome, even you enjoyed hearing about how great he is.

Can you say "meathead". You're not very quick on the up-take are you?

lol I'm jealous because I know as soon as my ex finds out about the next guy I date he won't be my friend anymore...u stayed friends with your ex somehow and u approve of her new bf over yourself...well FYL

If it was such a good time hearing about why this guy is so great, why don't you go blow him? That'll fuck up your ex-girlfriend much more than even the wettest fart to the face.

Suckerrrrrr

Are you sure there were no drugs involved in this "work-out" OP?

OP You spent a whole evening not being able to pick up on her derisive, callous passive aggressive sarcasm? That leads to only one conclusion; You're an idiot. But lucky you, the world is full of idiots so I'm sure you'll find someone soon! YAY!