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Sips unsee juice

By Facepalm2020 - 21/06/2020 23:01

Today, my mom asked me what twerking was. When I said that it was a club dance, trying to get out of telling her what it actually was, she begged me to teach her how to do it. My mom complained to my dad, who grounded me for not teaching her to twerk her ass. FML

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RichardPencil 30

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Monday 22 June 2020 2:14

Give her a link to a video of twerking, especially Miley Cyrus. She'll never ask you anything again!

Roxy Rousseau 11

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Monday 22 June 2020 4:27

Show her a YouTube video of people twerking. She’ll either love it or hate it.

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RichardPencil 30

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Monday 22 June 2020 2:14

Give her a link to a video of twerking, especially Miley Cyrus. She'll never ask you anything again!

Roxy Rousseau 11

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Monday 22 June 2020 4:27

Show her a YouTube video of people twerking. She’ll either love it or hate it.

Yudith 21

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Monday 22 June 2020 13:06

Don't forget to film her movements when you teach her how to twerk. You know, for educational purpose.

jfigley 5

Monday 22 June 2020 22:24

Thats kinda funny. Should have just told her to look it up on YouTube

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Monday 22 June 2020 23:36

How old are you? Under 18, tell dad you don't know what that is. Over 18, he can't ground you.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

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Monday 29 June 2020 3:51

Tell her to Google it like a normal person.

randybryant799 20

Wednesday 8 September 2021 23:46

I don't understand why you didn't just tell her what it was? That's ridiculous.

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