Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML
Today, I was driving on the highway and a cop had his radar gun out. The woman in front of me panics and slams her brakes on, causing me to rear end her. The cop cited me for "tailgating" and I have to pay for the damages on both of our cars. FML
Today, I lost control of my vehicle while driving. The car went off the road, rolled over, and ended up being totaled. The policeman asked me if I was alright and I said I was. He seemed relieved at my answer. Then he handed me a $300 ticket for failing to maintain my lane. FML
Today, I crashed into a pole on purpose as a cop pulled me over for speeding. I figured the officer would feel bad for me and that the cost of fixing my car would be less than a ticket. He gave me one anyway. FML
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heavenandhell 0
what a dick
DanceRox9008 0
you should take that to court cause im pretty sure you could manage to not have to pay for that.
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Comments (333)
youEQUALtosser 0
YDI for making it up.
WitchCirce 0
Right, the OP made it up. No cop in the history of the world has ever been corrupt, abused their power, been an asshole, or panicked and made up a story to try to get out of trouble because of the pressure to be a model of authority and upholding the law. Idiot.
youEQUALtosser 0
Right. So he decided to make up some garbage violation, which he knew they'd take to court and he'd have a shit ton of explaining to do to his superiors? As I said, this whole thing is made up.
lespaulhero 0
take that asshole to court, you can win that case.
MrRich15 0
i woulda talked shit to that bitch
tanman0401 4
Cool Cop
laboumfille 0
you should sue!!!!!
omgxXlykexXxrawr 0
What a ********
capthavoc123 0
Hey, if he was behind you, how do you know he was on his cell phone?
minnvik98151 0
Oh, see maybe it was sorta recent, you might not have heard of them, but there's this new invention called a rear view mirror...
Topguy 0
definitely taking that to court
defsdgdh 4
Then go to court and fight it? Then press charges against him and get him fired
kbaker90 0
I'm calling this one out as fake. I'm a cop and I would NEVER do something like this, nor would any of my fellow officers. Not as many cops let the power go to their head as one would think. I believe the OP just has something against cops and posted this to bash them. LVMPD
AndelleRae 9
I'm sorry, but that is quite possibly the most naive statement I've ever read. I just saw a story in the news (with video evidence) of a cop who rear ended a woman and tried to make it seem like she was a drunk driver and it was her fault so he wouldn't have to deal with paperwork and inquiries and stuff like that. There are cops like this out there. It sucks, but it's true. OP, take it to court. Any half-decent judge will throw the ticket out.
tangothis 0
Wow, exactly what AndelleRae said, how naive can you be? Our cops do shit like that all the time because they can get away with it. Just because you don't do it doesn't mean your peers don't. Talking on phones, texting, putting on their sirens and lights to run a red light and then turning them off immediately. Yeah, it happens.
letitbe56 0
Keep being a good role model kbaker. And don't let your buddies who aren't as good as you get away with shit like this.
THTB 3
That's very naive to think. Just because you won't do it doesn't mean others won't. The world is full of strange, crazy people.