Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML
Today, I was driving on the highway and a cop had his radar gun out. The woman in front of me panics and slams her brakes on, causing me to rear end her. The cop cited me for "tailgating" and I have to pay for the damages on both of our cars. FML
Today, I lost control of my vehicle while driving. The car went off the road, rolled over, and ended up being totaled. The policeman asked me if I was alright and I said I was. He seemed relieved at my answer. Then he handed me a $300 ticket for failing to maintain my lane. FML
Today, I crashed into a pole on purpose as a cop pulled me over for speeding. I figured the officer would feel bad for me and that the cost of fixing my car would be less than a ticket. He gave me one anyway. FML
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heavenandhell 0
what a dick
DanceRox9008 0
you should take that to court cause im pretty sure you could manage to not have to pay for that.
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Comments (333)
Jefferson207 3
damn cops. power abused authority misused
unhappyperson 0
FIGHT IT!
SuperMeme 0
Sometimes the law is not the answer. Maybe, instead, you should beat the shit out of him, then give HIM a ticket for "being unable to avoid a major ass whoop."
shamille 5
i actually laughed out loud at this hahaha
AshleyRose784 0
I call bs
butacup0711 0
take that ************ to court
literalmanchild 0
hey an FML about a woman driver this would be a great opporitunity for my high-larious jokes!! *makes same two jokes as everyone else* *is retarded*
Starchild21 3
*clap clap clap* everyone watch the retarded seal :)
ihateme23 0
appeal it in court!!!
LegndNikko 0
Don't pay for the ticket. Refuse to. All I got to say.
LilaBear 2
Complain to the police. Yes it was a copper who gave you the ticket but that doesn't mean all cops are bad. If they don't do anything about it, see a lawyer. This is just crap. Take photos of the car to prove someone ran into it from the back - that'll show you were not the one at fault.
literalmanchild 0
complaining to the police is theoretically a good idea but it shouldn't be done because it often leads to harrassment, she should just straight up challenge it and take it to court.
jonny2x4 0
By all means sue. Pray he doesn't try to cover up his tracks. Your case will hinge upon the dash-cam video and his cell phone records. It'll cost you a bit, but you have a good shot at winning.