Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML
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Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML
Today, I was driving on the highway and a cop had his radar gun out. The woman in front of me panics and slams her brakes on, causing me to rear end her. The cop cited me for "tailgating" and I have to pay for the damages on both of our cars. FML
Today, I lost control of my vehicle while driving. The car went off the road, rolled over, and ended up being totaled. The policeman asked me if I was alright and I said I was. He seemed relieved at my answer. Then he handed me a $300 ticket for failing to maintain my lane. FML
Today, I crashed into a pole on purpose as a cop pulled me over for speeding. I figured the officer would feel bad for me and that the cost of fixing my car would be less than a ticket. He gave me one anyway. FML
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heavenandhell 0
what a dick
DanceRox9008 0
you should take that to court cause im pretty sure you could manage to not have to pay for that.
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Comments (333)
athos1237 4
I smell bullshit! Unless you can prove this I believe this is fake.
2005KonaScrapp 0
OMg I hate ppl like u it's not cool to hit cops and make excuses I hope that fine pulls out a gun and shoots u in the head!
ernie9 3
all cops I kno are like this. they think they are everything.
mirandaanda22 3
OMFG! that is so wrong, but unfortunatly this shit happens everyday because (most) cops r assholes and think theyre the greatest person ever born! i feel so bad 4 u, and screw every1 who doesnt!
mirandaanda22 3
OMFG! this is so wrong, but unfortunatly this shit happens every damn day! (most) cops think theyre better than every1 else and dont need 2 follow the same laws, screw them!
hazelwolfeyes 0
for those of you who say there are no bad cops n that this is fake... my brother-in-law is a cop. when he is having a bad day n he is on the freeway...he pulls off random people onto his ramp...then just passes by them...says it makes his day so much better... to add on to that...i had my license plate stolen from my car yesterday n when i reported it...the deputy that assisted me told if i got a ticket it was because the cop was an asshole n to fight it... so ha! there are bad cops... n OP you better fight it...dont reward bad behaviors by letting him win...
tsundere 1
In the state of Maryland, it's automatically your fault if you rear-end someone. Therefore, the cop is definitely at fault (and it won't be hard for you to prove as you're the one who got rear-ended) and you can battle it (the ticket and him blaming you).
lizardlips 1
Two words: NEWSPAPER and SUBPOENA (as in phone records). He'll lose his job over something like that. It's unethical to the hilt!
thisis2bad 0
oh yeah you have to report this to a newspaper immediatly doubt if it's real tho
benshady 0
Sue his ass!