Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML
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Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML
Today, I was driving on the highway and a cop had his radar gun out. The woman in front of me panics and slams her brakes on, causing me to rear end her. The cop cited me for "tailgating" and I have to pay for the damages on both of our cars. FML
Today, I lost control of my vehicle while driving. The car went off the road, rolled over, and ended up being totaled. The policeman asked me if I was alright and I said I was. He seemed relieved at my answer. Then he handed me a $300 ticket for failing to maintain my lane. FML
Today, I crashed into a pole on purpose as a cop pulled me over for speeding. I figured the officer would feel bad for me and that the cost of fixing my car would be less than a ticket. He gave me one anyway. FML
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heavenandhell 0
what a dick
DanceRox9008 0
you should take that to court cause im pretty sure you could manage to not have to pay for that.
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Comments (333)
catriona_cd 0
thats why out here in AUS, a cop that is involved in a accident cant issue a ticket or investigate the accident. it has to be done by a officer from a different patrol area.. Take him to court over it. and DONT forget to have them pay for your lost day from work :) that adds insult to injury ;)
drummer4life 0
take that shit to court
jayceon28 0
In the words of N.W.A. "**** THE POLICE!"
DataWhore 0
how did you all figure out that op is female? I don't see any indication of that.
vvvalori 0
Then you're a dumbass. [The bottom line of the fml, in the middle-ish, along with her name it says woman in brackets]
Peterjames_fml 0
YOUR ******* RIGHT I GAVE YOU A TICKET FOR RAMMING YOU I'M THE POLICE!! I DO WHAT I WANT. lol jk But really that sucks.
BabaBlackShirt 0
People on cell phones are more impaired than those with a BAC of 0.8 that dipshit needed to get off his phone. Good luck in court then.
jophes 0
u did fight this, right? if not then deserved!
solocredere12 4
Cops are assholes. Take it to court, the judge will laugh, call the cop an idiot and dismiss the charge.
coughh 3
BAHAHA that sounds exactly like a maryland state trooper! fyl.
cocoguagua 0
ACAB