Today, I was driving to a blind date my friend set me up on. Feeling pretty excited, I started singing to Katy Perry. I look over to see a man laughing at me, I flipped him the bird and drove off. Little did I know, he was my date. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had a blind date. When I went to meet him, he shouted to my friend, “What the fuck dude? You didn’t tell me I’d be on a date with Miss Piggy! Fuck this shit!” and then stormed off. I haven’t had a date in 6 years and I bought the best outfit and got my hair done to make an impression. FML
Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML
Today, I was on the worst blind date ever, so I tried to secretly request an Uber to get out of there. My date then picked up his phone, receiving my request. Turns out he's an Uber driver and he was looking for a reason to get out of the date too. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I went on a date with a cute guy. After picking me up, he started to play on repeat, and sing to me, 'Happy Together' by The Turtles. For the entire 20 minute ride. FML
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MsAnnabelle 0
Cute story for the grandkids...?
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Well, when you're singing "You think I'm pretty without any makeup on," it's pretty comical.
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Comments (106)
emilyxorawr 3
Classy.
mintcar 10
Hmm...have fun explaining that to him.
DocBastard 40
Why the hell was your date driving if he's blind?!? Where did he get his driver's licence?
Susieee_Q 9
Haha. :D
RedPillSucks 33
It's one of those new fangled google autocar.
kcnutt10 1
17: Yea.....don't quit your day job. That was the most lame joke ever. It was good back in its day, but now? No. So, just hang that one up.
DocBastard 40
Kcnutt - excuse me. Please pardon me for forgetting that my sole existence on this site is your amusement. I must have temporarily forgotten my place, and I deserve 40 lashes. A thousand pardons, highness. **** you.
Dennisse_47 17
hahaha!! DocBastard, you are hilarious. XD you have made my day. lol
BoCo_fml 9
You should have given him a cute smile and a wink (that's what I would do), then he would have been very happy when he saw that you were his date. Flipping people off isn't very lady like, you don't get dates if you act like a bitch every time someone laughs at you.
DjeePee 25
It doesn't matter whether OP is a woman or a man, flipping people off is something everybody should avoid. It isn't very lady like, and it is also not very gentleman like. No sexism ftw!
Susieee_Q 9
Well, now you know why your friend had to set you up on a date in the first place...you're a bitch.
kaykay812 0
looks like she isn't the only one.......
GRyphonLJJ 0
While flipping off random people us not the most lady like choice...Think of the time saved. He's obviously a jerk if he's laughing at random people having a good time singing in their car.
redfayl 0
atleast he has a sence of humor. I didn't know laughing at something funny makes someone a jerk.
Hughmadd 0
@21: What? Are you serious? So you think it's rational to label this guy as a jerk, and conclude he wasn't worth going on a date with just because he had a giggle at someone singing? For Christ sake, how the hell can you actually stick up for the OP? Flipping somebody off just because they laughed is incredibly rude, and frankly, if I saw somebody who was blasting Katy Perry lyrics while driving, (or the lyrics to any song) I would probably crack up at least a little too.
GRyphonLJJ 0
Laughing at; pretty much equals jerk. Laughing with; much nicer. I find most people know which one it is when it is happening to them.
FilthyJeepGirl 1
That's what happens when you listen to Katy Perry. Fail.
at1325 0
if u end up liking the guy you can smooth it over by explaining you don't like being laughed at. if that is how you are ( not judging, kinda sounds like something I might do) and he can't deal with it then it was not ment to be. besides what are the chances that some random blind date will be your soul mate anyway. it's been my experience blind dates suck anyway.
nerdsgetmehot 23
He probably lets loose and sings in the car every once in a while, too.
willsohn 0
everyone does at least I hope they do that way I ain't the only one :D
xmarkstheheart 0
There's not only no excuse for what you did, there's really no defensible reason for it, either. You have some serious anger issues. I hope you date wasn't "blind" to them. I also hope that he ate well and then left you with the dinner check. YDI.