Today, I was driving to a blind date my friend set me up on. Feeling pretty excited, I started singing to Katy Perry. I look over to see a man laughing at me, I flipped him the bird and drove off. Little did I know, he was my date. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a blind date. When I went to meet him, he shouted to my friend, “What the fuck dude? You didn’t tell me I’d be on a date with Miss Piggy! Fuck this shit!” and then stormed off. I haven’t had a date in 6 years and I bought the best outfit and got my hair done to make an impression. FML
Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML
Today, I was on the worst blind date ever, so I tried to secretly request an Uber to get out of there. My date then picked up his phone, receiving my request. Turns out he's an Uber driver and he was looking for a reason to get out of the date too. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I went on a date with a cute guy. After picking me up, he started to play on repeat, and sing to me, 'Happy Together' by The Turtles. For the entire 20 minute ride. FML
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MsAnnabelle 0
Cute story for the grandkids...?
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Well, when you're singing "You think I'm pretty without any makeup on," it's pretty comical.
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Comments (106)
mccracken9 0
how is that a bad thing, I'd consider that pretty awesome
ofwglui 0
what were you thinking???
JessicaSavvyR 0
"I wasn't that drunk" "Dude, you were singing Katy Perry"
newburton13 26
I hope you left his ass there. If he makes pre-determined judgements like that, I can't name the amount of FMLs here that could illustrate your future.
thatsexychiq 6
53: says the man with the rainbow wave as his pic
lopecrit 7
Lady like... Really. It's the 21 century Smh
ittybitttyme 8
He prob thought it was cute. Fhl not yours,, looks like he dodged a bullet!
Honest_FML 9
Sorry OP but YDI
terrihart 8
How'd the date go?
lightbeam584 15
YDI for being an asshole. If i saw someone singing katy perry, id smile too. Just because he thinks its funny doesnt mean you get to be a douche.