Today, while I was working replacing a windshield, some jerk off hit my truck. A truck carrying 2k in glass, including the windshield I was about to install. The driver gets out and says, "Sorry man, I had to text my girlfriend." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, for the second time this week, a jerk in a big truck let a big rock fly out of their uncovered back and damaged my windshield. Both times the cops refused to do anything and I can't afford to fix it as I was demoted at work. FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, I just got my windshield fixed due to a rock hitting it off the highway. Just one hour later on my way home, a large stick flew off the back of a landscaping truck. My windshield is cracked again. FML.
Today, I parked my truck next to a rather large SUV at school, went to class for 8 hours straight, came back and found my passenger side door crumpled from where they had backed out and hit it. They left a note on my window that said, "Sorry about your truck, but I don't have insurance." FML
Today, I was stopped behind a pickup truck filled with junk. I told my friend that the person should have secured the junk better, since it looked like it would fall off any minute. My friend assured me it wouldn't. Right after she said that, a large piece of plywood fell off and hit my windshield. FML
Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML
Today, the snowplow truck backed into my truck. The window got smashed out, and the door is wrecked. The guy was a scumbag and just left. I didn’t realize he'd hit the truck until hours later. So there’s one inch of snow inside my truck, not to mention that it isn’t driveable. FML
Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
LadyKayDee 23
I hope you made him pay for the loss. That really sucks.
FelicityWishes 32
Ugh, no excuses for texting while driving. Dumbass.
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Comments (76)
anyagrande 31
What an asshole
science-teacher 15
Don't you mean glasshole
firefighter925 18
That's job security for me.
LadyKayDee 23
I hope you made him pay for the loss. That really sucks.
aruden 25
OP won't have to, the state/city will make that guy pay. Look at the bright side OP no one got hurt physically.
Queen_of_Night 20
OP is from Canada. He very likely asked him very politely for the guy's information and then told him to have a nice day.
FelicityWishes 32
Ugh, no excuses for texting while driving. Dumbass.
stitesy29 18
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Maybe he's in an abusive relationship where he has to constantly check in with his gf or she'll hurt him or something. Those happen a lot
skyttlz 32
25 if that was the case he could've pulled over. No excuse for texting while driving!
stitesy29 18
Just a thought.
stitesy29 18
Still a bad excuse, but it could be he case. I dont think my comment should have that many dislikes but whatever.
countryb_cth 38
Because even if that's the reason he was texting and driving he could have seriously been injured and or seriously injured or killed someone. And in that case that excuse wouldn't exactly fly with the cops or anyone
stitesy29 18
Good point. But then again, i said it could. Not that it is. I doubt it is. But who knows. I'm gonna embarrassingly admit that I'm taking those dislikes personally. I shouldnt though lol but it's a little rude
stitesy29 18
Ignore all my answers to this. Idk why i keep talking. I'm stupid
ZaiopePerSe 15
#68 yes. yes you are
DaniealThePope 18
"There's no excuse for texting while driving" say that while driving and using FML
WCARlover 35
better have given you insurance information
1947Chevy 17
On the bright side at least insurance should pay for it the truck at least not sure sure about its contents
MDoremis 38
I would have gone on a tirade. I don't understand why anyone thinks it's okay to text and drive!
RageWolf16 31
Well. At least he didn't try to drive away. Better get his info quick and start the legal work
meggieeeeee92 16
He's lucky he only broke some glass in your car (albeit it expensive) and didn't kill you or somebody else!
Schmavid64 13
Well there's being stupid enough to text while driving and then there is a whole other level of stupid where you get out and admit it to the person you just hit.
aeryn97 17
that really sucks. sorry OP :(