Today, I was driving to a blind date my friend set me up on. Feeling pretty excited, I started singing to Katy Perry. I look over to see a man laughing at me, I flipped him the bird and drove off. Little did I know, he was my date. FML
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Today, I had a blind date. When I went to meet him, he shouted to my friend, “What the fuck dude? You didn’t tell me I’d be on a date with Miss Piggy! Fuck this shit!” and then stormed off. I haven’t had a date in 6 years and I bought the best outfit and got my hair done to make an impression. FML
Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML
Today, I was on the worst blind date ever, so I tried to secretly request an Uber to get out of there. My date then picked up his phone, receiving my request. Turns out he's an Uber driver and he was looking for a reason to get out of the date too. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I went on a date with a cute guy. After picking me up, he started to play on repeat, and sing to me, 'Happy Together' by The Turtles. For the entire 20 minute ride. FML
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MsAnnabelle 0
Cute story for the grandkids...?
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Well, when you're singing "You think I'm pretty without any makeup on," it's pretty comical.
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Comments (106)
JERZBornNRaised 7
was he laughing or smiling? cuz he might have just thought it was cute or somethin, no excuse to flip him off, maybe next time youll think twice haha... bet it was awkward when you met him
frenchxfry 0
okay yeah so the OP flipped him off, whatever. but isn't the guy a bit of a jerk for laughing at OP and making fun of them essentially. so i mean he too should also be feeling like a dick because he was being a jerk? obviously flipping someone off isn't the answer, you should have ignored them, but still.
RedPillSucks 33
True, but he may have been laughing in a more friendly way, rather than mocking. I often laugh when I see people rocking out in their car, but it's more like "way to go and have some fun", instead of "look at that moron".
thelastavailable 13
Dear boners, I do enjoy reading your witty remarks but I have a genuine question.. Are they EVER not sex related..? Kind regards, thelastavailable
Namenlos_fml 20
The guy wasn't smiling at her, he was laughing. Flipping someone the bird in the car is a rational response to someone in an adjacent car when they're using you as an object of ridicule. Sure it's not the most polite, but neither is laughing at someone just because they're singing. I don't think OP was out of line at all. Plus, I am POSITIVE that if someone posted an FML about themselves laughing at a girl for singing in a car, getting flipped off, and then having to go on a blind date with her, the FML community would tear him a new asshole. Sorry, OP, about both the cosmic circumstances, and that you had to go on a blind date with a douchebag.
fthku 13
So the only time people laugh is to laugh at other people? It's quite possible that the guy wasn't laughing in a ridiculing way, and it's quite possible that he was. if I see someone doing something which I think is weird or stupid, I think I got the right to laugh to myself. OP didn't say he started pointing at her and saying "HAHA STUPID", she said she looked over and saw him laughing. Also, even if I laugh at someone, this doesn't mean anything. I don't know the person, so I won't judge him, I can't help that the situation makes me laugh nor should I apologise for it. Another possibility is that the guy wasn't even laughing at her, maybe he was laughing before and just happened to look over at her? Unless the guy was being really jerky IE pointing at her or anything else rude, OP deserved it.
Anteezy 7
He was just laughing, he wasn't necessarily making fun of you.
Gadomski87 2
LMAO
snxo123 0
You'd laugh if you saw someone driving alone and singing.. YDI
redtigerlily 5
'Flipped him the bird' Cute expression.
emilybaby2012 0
I love singing to Katy Perry:)
mamadi_fml 0
Darn, that's just mean, I can't sing katy perry hot n cold in the car????