nobody cares ur first

you do

just trying to impress you

I'm impressed.

she should have left an impression of her fist on his face

hahahhaha

so what u must liked it

I think she wanted "I want to fuck you" or "smack that" or even "sexual healing" idk

I like that song. This isn't even an Fml

82 i just want you to know I thing your great.

I bet he would be singing it while he dismembered you in the woods too.

Sounds like a creeper... I mean keeper!

Yes yes. He's a total keeper. Marry him and have his babies, then grow old and happily die listening to that same song. IT'LL BE A DREAM COME F'CUKING TRUE. :D JK. If he's trying to provoke you, dump his sorry ass. (^_-)

This brings up an important question…is he a good singer? lmao. he must sing it alot if he knows all the words....my guess is more than one girl found this anoying...

that's quite possibly one of the most awkward situations i've ever heard of.

Hey 72 how did you like my Flyers opening up a can of whoopass on the Canadiens Thursday and Friday? Yeeeeaaaah son Jeff Carter is a BEAST

Or for 20 minutes! I would expect to have conversations on the first date. This would be a cute moment the first play. After that you're boring, annoying, and obviously more interested in entertaining yourself than in interacting with me.

is this guy annoying the hell out of anyone else? No? Just me? Oh. Never mind.

lol agreed if that were me I would have ended up jumpin out of the car... but that's jus me..

no it isnt

It's by The Click Five.

Edit: I read it wrong I thought it said Happy Birthday, not Happy Together.

thank you!!! I was just about to say that. what a moronic bitch, complains about a most excellent song and calls the artist by the wrong damn name.

there is a song the beetles did with that title

BEATLES* stupid thing

"Come Together"?

its the turtles

yup!

best damn leftovers I've had in a long time. I got tired of those Swanson tv dinners.

That's just derranged..

yeah lickmyjock probably is

why?

Okay, what the fuck? That was a really stupid comment. Joke or no joke, you're an idiot for saying that.

I doubt it wasn't a joke, to be honest.

The cannibalism jokes are just jokes. Mine definitely are and I'm sure that lickmyjock's are, too. I liked his joke that followed my comment.

Agreed. Once is cute, twice is tactless and annoying, third time is just creepy. I'm with OP, and I would have been bailing from the car at the first red light.

Dude it's like the FML all-star game going on here, with Perdix and Pendatic on the same team!