Today, I was driving to a blind date my friend set me up on. Feeling pretty excited, I started singing to Katy Perry. I look over to see a man laughing at me, I flipped him the bird and drove off. Little did I know, he was my date. FML
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Today, I had a blind date. When I went to meet him, he shouted to my friend, “What the fuck dude? You didn’t tell me I’d be on a date with Miss Piggy! Fuck this shit!” and then stormed off. I haven’t had a date in 6 years and I bought the best outfit and got my hair done to make an impression. FML
Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML
Today, I was on the worst blind date ever, so I tried to secretly request an Uber to get out of there. My date then picked up his phone, receiving my request. Turns out he's an Uber driver and he was looking for a reason to get out of the date too. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I went on a date with a cute guy. After picking me up, he started to play on repeat, and sing to me, 'Happy Together' by The Turtles. For the entire 20 minute ride. FML
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MsAnnabelle 0
Cute story for the grandkids...?
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Well, when you're singing "You think I'm pretty without any makeup on," it's pretty comical.
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Comments (106)
CultureChic 14
If you guys hit it off, it will be a hilarious story to tell friends and laugh about in the future!
CallMeHush 1
Don't worry he was a blind date, he didn't see a thing. The assault on his ears on the other hand may be an issue.
DakotaCat 4
Ydi for singing to Katy Perry..west coast bisexual bitch
nerdsgetmehot 23
#44 That actually describes me perfectly.
OhShuttup 0
16 year old ass wipe
nerdsgetmehot 23
Ooh, someone voted down my comment! Keep voting down, voting monkeys. :)
zjrsi 0
faaaaaaaaaaaake
DocBastard 40
Whaaaaaaat maaaaaakes you think so?
jesuischauve_fml 2
Are you crazy, number #44 ? Katy Perry rocks, and singing her songs is a sign of high morale.
kcnutt10 1
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
8: Grow the **** up. The world is cruel....it's not filled with rainbows and unicorns. You're eventually going to have to snap put of your little fantasy world and come to reality.
Hughmadd 0
@52: Real quick, I'd just like to expand/edit my previous post a bit. First of all, many people seem to be debating whether this guy was laughing with her or at her. One person said that he "didn't smile, but laugh" which means he was trying to degrade her. Wtf? In my opinion, it's not so much of a case on HOW he laughed, it's the situation, unless he had pointed at her, or something along those lines. If the OP had, let's say, slipped and hurt herself, or got in a car wreck, and he laughed without even trying to hide it, THEN I would take it as degrading. But singing? Second of all, and I repeat from the previous comment, grow up and learn some manners OP. If you think somebody is an asshole to you, just ignore them! I am a person who has met many, many asshole strangers throughout my life. A "sign" or a "**** you" can lead them to go way too far, and try to get revenge for it.
Stupidpeopleanno 5
Date: Aren't you the lady who flipped me off? OP: No? Why would you think that? Date: But.. She were singing "Extra-Terrestrial" and you're wearing the same clothes as her! OP: Any two people can wear the same the same clothes, on the same day, in the same car, with the same hairstyle and voice! Stop assuming! Do you know what happens when you assume? You make an Ass out of U 'n' Me! Prick! *storms out*
MerrikBarbarian 9
somewhat ironic... post 34 proves rule 34
letslivelife 0
see too often we come from a judgmental state of mind & so quick to react to someones reaction we don't slow down enough to think maybe it was his way that's cute to me and funny the way he saw it not in a negative but in a way ahh that person having fun and it made his day sorta way; if we all practice self control and come from a different mind set we would have less incidents like this; come from love & watch what happens u will be amazed; thanks for sharing ur post today