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lol no worries , i bet the cop didn't take her seriously . what a brat though .
Exactly. My husband is a big gruff looking guy. Sweet teddy bear of a man who looks like he might have escaped from prison. He once took our son to the aquarium by himself and paid for the kiddo to ride on one of those dollar operated horsies. Kiddo wanted another ride..husband said no. He started screaming HELP HELP HELPPP MEEEE while my husband was trying to drag him away from the ride.
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Ok I'm sorry, but have ANY of you even considered WHY she doesn't want to go to school? Have you considered that maybe she is being relentlessly bullied or sexually assaulted? Something serious ought to be going on for her to be THAT desperate not to go to school.
Lol #134, there isn't a huge backstory worth writing a hole page about. She simply didn't wanna go. Plus even if she was being bullied that doesn't make it ok to tell a cop that she is being kidnapped by a murder. Seriously she could have ended up being arrested for that.
Wow, she needs some discipline. That's what happens when loose cannons are raised.
I pulled something like that when I was younger, it's a kid thing and I think I turned out fine, no, I know I turned out fine. No need for severe discipline, that NEVER worked for me. Parents need to discipline the child in a way that is affective. Just because spanking worked for some kids, doesn't mean it will work for all kids. It all really depends on the child's personality.
yawns no biggie. even IF the cops pulled you over the see the licence... of fuck im not even going to bother you bore the shit out of me
I'd beat the snot out of her. But then again, that's probably why I'm not having kids. Also, LOCK THE WINDOWS
'allmidnighteyes', thanks for introducing me to my new favorite word: douchenozzle! So much better than douchebag! To the OP, your little sister needs to be spanked every day, at the same time (so she will be expecting it and worrying about it) for about a month for being such an obvious brat.
and then...................? The part you didn't include would be the real FML. So really what did the cop do? I really think this is fake, if the cop did nothing F my Life for wasting time to read this. If he started to talk to you or detain you FYL, but you didn't include that part so i say fake.
that probably was the worst of it obviously if the person explained what had happened...called parents to prove relation or what not then of course the person is not in jail... i accidently called 911 when i was like 4 when my uncle was babysitting me ... hes not my parents so he had to prove realation and why he was in my parents house and stuff. they ask questions but they dont go hostile if the person drove away from the cop you would have an issue. but seriously i think kids should learn right away about that kind of fake 911 stuff .. she knew what she was saying if she told a COP you were a MURDERER kidnapping her.