Today, I was driving my little sister to school. She really didn't wanna go and was throwing a tantrum in the car. When we stopped at a red light, my sister notices a police man giving a ticket to another driver. She rolled down her window and screamed "Help me! I'm being kidnapped by a murderer!" FML
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Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML
Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML
Today, the police posted a description of the car of a child abductor. As everyone slowed down to read the billboard, I realized that the car's description and license plate were very similar to mine. After getting death stares from passengers, I got pulled over. Twice. FML
Today, I was walking my little sister home from the eye doctor. It was raining out so we were kind of in a hurry to get home. We get home and about half an hour later, the cops show up. Apparently, someone saw me walking my sister and called the cops on me thinking I was a child molester. FML
Today, my little sister came to me crying about how everyone calls her a bad driver. I gave her a pep talk, an encouraging hug, and told her not to listen to negativity. Five minutes later she wrecked my car. FML
Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML
Today, I was waiting for a friend to pick me up. It was after dark and I was nervous, so when he pulled up I immediately jumped in the car. The young girl in the driver's seat started freaking out, screaming and punching me in the face repeatedly. I'd accidentally gotten in the wrong car. FML
Today, my family and I were parking downtown when my sister yelled to watch out for a man approaching our car. I see him pull something from his pocket. I yell "It's a knife, don't roll down the window!" It was a pen, he was the parking attendant and the window was already rolled down. FML
Today, I was teaching my 4 year-old daughter about "stranger danger" and how to deal with it. Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML
Today, I was driving to the local market with my son. We approached a vehicle that looked just like my fiancé's. My son peered out his window and said, "Mommy, daddy's getting kidnapped!" It seems he was being 'kidnapped' by his new girlfriend. FML
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Orchid_fml 2
lol no worries , i bet the cop didn't take her seriously . what a brat though .
Kiwi_Splash 0
Wow, she needs some discipline. That's what happens when loose cannons are raised.
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Comments (149)
nollienick 0
cant she get in a ton of trouble cuz its not real and fakinga ploice office, that suck i hope you get her back
epicfail13337 4
If that was my sister, I'd be so pissed, then beat her up if I got the chance.
thatonegirl312 0
omg that sux. i have to admitt tho, i pulled that as a kid once! my bad! lol
megan1213 0
what a frickin bitch!
james_wow 0
o god lmfao hahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah lmfao o god that sucks
Nirah_fml 18
I hope to beat her later for that one
Synthetic 0
lol not really an FML...but thats funny, and that kid is awesome! sounds like something I would have done when i was little.
lologirl419 0
mmkay, not really funny if the OP got arrested, but totally hilarious if nothing happened. God, even MY sister's not THAT bitchy. But honestly, you need to teach that kid a lesson about truth and lies, and when it's SO NOT OKAY to tell a lie like that... Like in this situation. Or just lock the windows ;)
CourtneyDanielle_fml 9
Lmfao. That sucks. But it's funny xD
Illumi113 0
Teach that brat some manners. Just because you don't like someone or something is not grounds to have them arrested. Also, be sure you tell her about the importance of a good education and the necessity for school.
master565 0
why would u kidnap ur own daughter
talli 0
The cop doesn't know that she is the mother or sister. Plus, like someone else said, parents and relatives still kidnap their kids. If they don't have custody, it's a crime.