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It's really funny because he slept with another chick and ur dating. hopefully ex's now.
YDI for staying on the phone.
It's funny because it could have been worse and it's moist. Nobody is born gay--it's a choice! FTW!! FTW!! FTW!!! Epic Fail FTW! Your butthole FTW! Overused cliche acronym FTW! Somebody's comment is "win". It's just so full of "win". Do you realize how ******* cool I am? Dur dur dur I'm cool coz I comment on every single FML. I am too cool for school ftw ftw ftw ftw ftw.
were you the "hot blonde"? if not FYL
YDI for having a favorite TV show.
he's right though I am trolling hard. He "wins" for feeding! :)
You do realize my name isn't really Myke right? Sound it out. 3 times fast now...
Ignorance is bitch.
do you know what they call the loose, worthless skin around your ******? YOU
Prototype12 likes waffles! He's just sayin. It's funny coz it coulda been worse and it's moist. Nobody's born gay--it's a choice! Epic Fail! Overused cliche acronym FTW! Its just so full of "win". Dur dur dur Its cool to comment on every single FML. Too cool for school ftw ftw ftw. My IQ is 75 dur dur and that's a magic number...
after the jb comment Ima share a story :D my friends sister has this friend who is obsessed with jb. so she made a fake MySpace for "Justin Beiber" she then added her friend on it and asked her out! she said yes lol and then we told her that his real name was justine and he lip synced because he finally hit puberty.:D
wow he's joking and you're getting upset about that on fml, how immature grow up and learn to joke with people not put them down and get mad it's just pathetic lol
This sums up half the people on the internet brilliantly, congratulations #186
well it's better than finding out he slept with a guy?!!
I don't see how that would be better or worse.
geez ignorance, bit harsh don't ya think?
Burrito?
marinus: Well THAT'S better than finding out he slept with his brother... or overhearing it happen. O.o
ignorance - I'm not gonna argue. you're entitled to your opinion. #43 I guess you're right :) but still sucks for OP.
99- says the guy with the same false sense of coolness as JB, nice backwards hat and Jersey shore pose
why would he care? fyl but you're an idiot
Do the same to him when he calls!! if he calls ur cell, use ur house phone and talk to one of ur friends about how you slept with this hot hunk and all this, he'll hear everything and it'll be all good:)
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Show it anywayYes because op was sooooooo stupid when her boyfriend became a cheating ass.
Smooth... What's wrong with people? Is being faithful really out of style?
SCREW YOU!! I'M NOT A ONE-TRICK PONYTA!!
I think it's a Pokemon. One-trick Ponyta. That's what OP really stands for.
Fuhohohohoho!~ There you go, darling. You get your laugh, because that comment really did make me laugh. Well played!~
And...you have a problem with that? I call everyone 'darling'.
Fuhoho!~
Ehhh....it needs some work, darling. It sounds so...flat!
I can. I've got his room wired.
I hope you can hear what I'm about to say.
Ignorance happens to be one of the few people who isn't annoying. This website is full of immature people who can't accept the fact that if something they say is incorrect, it should be corrected.
EH...I don't find "Ignorance" annoying. I've dealt with oh-so much worse people in my time, darling.
She corrects comments because some people find it annoying to see so many errors. Yes, it takes a true genius to rewrite the FML.
Much better than skroal regurgitating the FML.
ydi for dating a douche ydi for having a bf ydi for having a phone ydi for being cheated on with a blonde by ur douche bf and finding out by eavesdropping via a forgotten about phone
Sounds to me like he left you on the phone to hear it on purpose. What a jerk. FYL
FYL...but YDI if you're still with the prick.
perhaps he was trying to hint something to ze girlfriend.
15 - yeah, I agree with you! lol who cares? haha
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Smooth... What's wrong with people? Is being faithful really out of style?
Yeah.. that was me. Sorry