By jessiegirl - United States
  Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how sweetly the main character on my favorite tv show proposed to his girlfriend. He told me to hang on a second, and later forgot about me while he told his brother about the hot blonde he slept with last night. FML
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  MykeLytorus  |  0

It's funny because it could have been worse and it's moist. Nobody is born gay--it's a choice! FTW!! FTW!! FTW!!! Epic Fail FTW! Your butthole FTW! Overused cliche acronym FTW! Somebody's comment is "win". It's just so full of "win". Do you realize how fucking cool I am? Dur dur dur I'm cool coz I comment on every single FML. I am too cool for school ftw ftw ftw ftw ftw.

  ucofresh  |  4

Wow... Myke, c'mon dude. I realize we're online but can we act even just a little mature? But I feel it's safe to assume with your ignorant comments you lack an intelligence level enabling you to do anything mature.My mistake.

  MykeLytorus  |  0

Prototype12 likes waffles! He's just sayin. It's funny coz it coulda been worse and it's moist. Nobody's born gay--it's a choice! Epic Fail! Overused cliche acronym FTW! Its just so full of "win". Dur dur dur Its cool to comment on every single FML. Too cool for school ftw ftw ftw. My IQ is 75 dur dur and that's a magic number...


after the jb comment Ima share a story :D
my friends sister has this friend who is obsessed with jb. so she made a fake MySpace for "Justin Beiber" she then added her friend on it and asked her out! she said yes lol and then we told her that his real name was justine and he lip synced because he finally hit puberty.:D

  angel55033  |  12

wow he's joking and you're getting upset about that on fml, how immature grow up and learn to joke with people not put them down and get mad it's just pathetic lol

  godofcyanide  |  8

Kinda sucks that all the interesting comments (like Ignorance's, which I often find hilarious) get modded or otherwise disappeared.

OP: Your boyfriend is fail, but so are you for calling HIM to gossip about a TV show. A round of fail for all of you!

  babbu18  |  0

Do the same to him when he calls!! if he calls ur cell, use ur house phone and talk to one of ur friends about how you slept with this hot hunk and all this, he'll hear everything and it'll be all good:)

  Loofah_fml  |  1

Ignorance happens to be one of the few people who isn't annoying. This website is full of immature people who can't accept the fact that if something they say is incorrect, it should be corrected.

By  hacZKing  |  0

ydi for dating a douche
ydi for having a bf
ydi for having a phone
ydi for being cheated on with a blonde by ur douche bf and finding out by eavesdropping via a forgotten about phone