Today, my mom explained to me that looking up gay porn on the internet is bad. I didn't look up gay porn. The only other person who uses the laptop is my dad. I couldn't tell her the truth and had to pretend I enjoy gay fanfiction. FML
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NGM_47
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BLACKMAIL your dad into buying you whatever you want :D
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Orchid_fml
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hahah , that was a lose situation no matter what . =/
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Orchid_fml
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hahah , that was a lose situation no matter what . =/
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Montville1
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but straight porn is acceptable? lol and why did you have to take the fall?
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MooTaters
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Really...I think your mom deserves to know if her husband is gay no matter who the news comes from.
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WillDrift4Food
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at least he was a good son.
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hahaohwell
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he could be bi that exists ya know
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MassachusettsBoy
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Ahaahahahaha you asses. This particular FML is fake. Notice the gender of the author. A hell of alot of FML's are fake. Dumbasses think they are real... omg....
BTW #1 Im just replying to u so thie will be up at the top...
BTW #1 Im just replying to u so thie will be up at the top...
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JamesM9794
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you must love your dad a lot (dearly not queerly) to have done that for him
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conrad150295
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you do realize OP is a girl
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hilda_kitty
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Whats wrong with liking slash? ...I read it all the time...
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number1storm
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Straight porn is fine, as is gay.
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mike1921
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FYL because you're mom's an ignorant bitch.
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0neiric
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How is it Ignorant?
OP's mother is probably more concerned with the PORN part than the gay part.
OP's mother is probably more concerned with the PORN part than the gay part.
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mike1921
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Ok, then she's just a bitch. I'm assuming the OP is atleast a teen, it's normal for them to look at porn and there's nothing wrong with it. I get the impression she meant gay though :| .
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mike1921
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If you're gonna burry my comments I think they atleast deserve you to give a response too instead of just leaving me unable to defend myself -_-
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mike1921
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How come this shit doesn't get burried while my valid opinions do?
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mike1921
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Rasputia isn't in charge , so back the hell off.
I miss 0neiric when he/she was responding to me :(
I miss 0neiric when he/she was responding to me :(
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Kervik
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Unburied due to valid opinion! :D But then someone buried them . . . -.-
Sounds like one awesome explanation, original poster.
Sounds like one awesome explanation, original poster.
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mike1921
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I'm an attention whore? I simply stated my opinion and then you idiots decided to burry it for no good reason. That makes my opinion look uninformed without you having to actually do something I could fight back against. Also, if you've seen my posts in other FMLs you'll know I am by no means an attention whore. Simply a 14 year old stating his opinion .
Thank you kervik :P
Rasputia
DON'T MESS WITH KERVIK
Thank you kervik :P
Rasputia
DON'T MESS WITH KERVIK
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IceCubez
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Because this is the internet, we aren't suppose to make sense. To you.
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Kervik
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KFC already is as bad as McDonalds - tonnes of preservatives in everything, tortured animals, old; cold food, bad staff, crappy restaurants: I think you made Mike' all the happier.
Alas, with these facts presented, you have failed to the wrath of almighty Kervik!
Alas, with these facts presented, you have failed to the wrath of almighty Kervik!
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mike1921
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RASPUTA IS NOTHING BUT FAIL! Unburried
Also, for the love of god stop it
Also, for the love of god stop it
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Kervik
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Correction: 'mummy', please stop with your Americanism. ^^
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mike1921
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It's not exclusive to the US either. Everywhere else it's mummy
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mike1921
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mum is a hell of a lot cooler and more lax then mum.
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mike1921
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I make no sense? Tell me what you didn't understand.
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AP13_13
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You kind of did. Twat.
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SmileandWave
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It makes sense for them to say mommy if they are American. Apart from that Rasputia is clearly as much of an attention whore as they said mike is and needs to get a life.
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Kervik
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Mom is just pronunciation taking over people who can't spell - the Americans pronounce it with a much longer 'u', which primarily makes an 'o' sound within American pronunciation. Mom is just in the modern world because someone liked their voice so much they needed to change the word. ;)
And how do you feel about buried comments? :D
And how do you feel about buried comments? :D
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mike1921
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Bitch, you're using proxies or some shit to manipulate the voting system. Now I don't have to hope you get banned sometime soon because you will :D
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imajinethat
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Mike FTW!!
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Alteffor
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I'm with you, Rasputia!
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kk611
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i agree with your original comment.
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tpag3r
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i dont know what the original comments were.. or what rasputia said because he/she seems to be banned or comments got modded out... but ima throw im my 2 cents work mike ftw!! all of your buried comments get one thumbs up =]
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tpag3r
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and its not very hard to get in extra votes to bury someones comments all you have to do is refresh the page then you should be able to vote again... flaws in fmls programing
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fml328
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wtf kevik.
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DoomJeff91
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I'm kinda hoping this comment gets buried. I'm feeling left out.
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shostakovich
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#42: Hey, Kervik, shut up.
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Princesschronic
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Um the op is a girl so it was probly lesbian porn.... Lesbians are also gay... He probly likes to watch 2 girls gettin down.. Who doesn't hah
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mike1921
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Dude, everyone looks at porn.
Also, everyone does it and it's not hurting anyone. I call that pretty normal. Especially teens. Teens are hit by tons of hormones and are thus horny fucks, we need to look at porn and fap so we don't do something retarded like have sex at our age...although some do both :P
Also, everyone does it and it's not hurting anyone. I call that pretty normal. Especially teens. Teens are hit by tons of hormones and are thus horny fucks, we need to look at porn and fap so we don't do something retarded like have sex at our age...although some do both :P
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Apocalyptus
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#191, the question is, how is it not normal if most people do it?
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romanrule
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Your such an Idiot on so many levels, YOU FAIL!!!!!
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StealthStorm67
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Can you just fucking stop already? Half of the comments on this FML are from you, just trying to make conversation with people. Theres other sites for that.
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mike1921
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I can, but I won't. It's fun looking through comments for ones that piss me off or I think need to be clarified or need something.
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SmileandWave
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So you do just go through these FMLs picking fights with random people then? Perhaps you should be considerate of others who just find it plain annoying?
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mike1921
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Random? No, ones that piss me off. It's not random.
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Than_fml
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It's called the development phase.
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MassachusettsBoy
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Can everybody stop being so ignorant? This comment was supposedly written by a woman... Woman--GAY porn... It's like if men watched lesbian porn. S'good. And everyone here is gullible. Almost every FML is definitely fake.
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Fentown_fml
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Are you British, by any chance?
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SmileandWave
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Good guess. If you were actually talking to me yes I am.
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NGM_47
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BLACKMAIL your dad into buying you whatever you want :D
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babbu18
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lolz great minds think alike!! I do the same thing to my parents if I find out a secret or two;)
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abylaunch
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You should tell your mom she has the right to know. Do you want her to catch an STD?
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Moemoemoe_fml
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#4 wtf??
How is the mom going to get an STD because the dad reads gay fanfiction on the internet?? Get out of your intolerant cave a little. D:
How is the mom going to get an STD because the dad reads gay fanfiction on the internet?? Get out of your intolerant cave a little. D:
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JustCallMeCloud
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STD = Sexually Transmitted Disease. There is no sex in watching porn, just good old masturbation.
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caancoha
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Wow, #4, ignorant much? It says nowhere that the dad was cheating on the mom. It only says he was reading fanfiction that involves male/male relationships. Maybe you should go to a class that specializes in tolerance.
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doubleAbattery
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It could have been Female/Female, too.That's why the mom got concerned that her daughter was looking at it. A lot of men love lesbian porn.
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Princesschronic
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Omgah that's what I've been tring to say!!! Thank you thank you
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hilda_kitty
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True, but nowadays, female/female porn is known as femslash (mostly on ffnet, but on livejournal as well).
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Kiwi_Splash
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Seriously? Your mom should be more aware of who else might be doing this. I don't think you should've admit. All you should've done was say that it wasn't you and you didn't search up anything, without mentioning your dad's name. Your mom will eventually get it.
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velocraptor
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Ouuuchhhh. Good on you though LOL
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Anon17564
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Above all else, you're a very very good person. It's hard enough for most people to help anybody out, even when they're being dishonest and you need to take the fall to cover them.
I'm not sure whether you want to confront him over this. I'd say he owes you.
I'm not sure whether you want to confront him over this. I'd say he owes you.
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IMB916
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Gay fanfiction ftw
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Moemoemoe_fml
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A woman who doesn't enjoys gay fanfiction is either a fat lie or you just signed up for FML listing the wrong gender by accident. XD
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Shadow_Phantom
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I do not enjoy gay fanfiction and I am a woman.
Mostly because I haven't seen a single non-slash one. If it was two girls who were ACTUALLY lesbians, and if it didn't include porn, I'd read it.
But no, all you find is that SasuNaru garbage written by 14 year old girls. Disgusting.
Note: I usually reference guys as gay, girls as les. If you meant both genders eh, there has been a miscommunication.
Also, there ARE people like my sisters who are overeligious and think gays are 'evil' and such. =P
Mostly because I haven't seen a single non-slash one. If it was two girls who were ACTUALLY lesbians, and if it didn't include porn, I'd read it.
But no, all you find is that SasuNaru garbage written by 14 year old girls. Disgusting.
Note: I usually reference guys as gay, girls as les. If you meant both genders eh, there has been a miscommunication.
Also, there ARE people like my sisters who are overeligious and think gays are 'evil' and such. =P
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plethora
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You are not looking in the right places.
There is plenty of good femmeslash out there.
There is plenty of good femmeslash out there.
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DameGreyWulf
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I don't read nor do I enjoy gay fanfiction. It is usually quite tasteless, poorly written, bland, and predictable. As someone who likes to write, I find it quite difficult to get off to.
I go for the real deal and watch some actual porn. ... Not that I've been able to find tons of nice gay porn either... SO MANY RECIEVERS GOING FLACCID bagh...
BUT ENOUGH ABOUT THAT
OP, I must ask... WHY must you keep it a secret...?
I go for the real deal and watch some actual porn. ... Not that I've been able to find tons of nice gay porn either... SO MANY RECIEVERS GOING FLACCID bagh...
BUT ENOUGH ABOUT THAT
OP, I must ask... WHY must you keep it a secret...?
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junjouromantica
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Fanfiction is lame, that's why you go for manga or anime. Maybe even drama CDs.
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DameGreyWulf
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Japanese comics and cartoons are pretty shitty too.
Lol, Bible Black. Dear god...
Lol, Bible Black. Dear god...
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Bonta_kun_fml
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You know, I just searched for Bible Black...
That's not normal anime, that's hentai.
That's not normal anime, that's hentai.
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12em12
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Do you watch haruhi suzumiya??