Today, I was driving my little sister to school. She really didn't wanna go and was throwing a tantrum in the car. When we stopped at a red light, my sister notices a police man giving a ticket to another driver. She rolled down her window and screamed "Help me! I'm being kidnapped by a murderer!" FML
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Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML
Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML
Today, the police posted a description of the car of a child abductor. As everyone slowed down to read the billboard, I realized that the car's description and license plate were very similar to mine. After getting death stares from passengers, I got pulled over. Twice. FML
Today, I was walking my little sister home from the eye doctor. It was raining out so we were kind of in a hurry to get home. We get home and about half an hour later, the cops show up. Apparently, someone saw me walking my sister and called the cops on me thinking I was a child molester. FML
Today, my little sister came to me crying about how everyone calls her a bad driver. I gave her a pep talk, an encouraging hug, and told her not to listen to negativity. Five minutes later she wrecked my car. FML
Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML
Today, I was waiting for a friend to pick me up. It was after dark and I was nervous, so when he pulled up I immediately jumped in the car. The young girl in the driver's seat started freaking out, screaming and punching me in the face repeatedly. I'd accidentally gotten in the wrong car. FML
Today, my family and I were parking downtown when my sister yelled to watch out for a man approaching our car. I see him pull something from his pocket. I yell "It's a knife, don't roll down the window!" It was a pen, he was the parking attendant and the window was already rolled down. FML
Today, I was teaching my 4 year-old daughter about "stranger danger" and how to deal with it. Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML
Today, I was driving to the local market with my son. We approached a vehicle that looked just like my fiancé's. My son peered out his window and said, "Mommy, daddy's getting kidnapped!" It seems he was being 'kidnapped' by his new girlfriend. FML
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Orchid_fml 2
lol no worries , i bet the cop didn't take her seriously . what a brat though .
Kiwi_Splash 0
Wow, she needs some discipline. That's what happens when loose cannons are raised.
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talli 0
I feel for you. These days you have to child lock doors and lock the windows. I was once the nanny for these two boys. The younger one had some issues. I was ordering food in the drivethru and when I ordered my food (I'd already ordered his), he thought I'd gotten his order wrong. He jumped out of the car and ran down the street. I was blocked in (there was a curb) and the only thing I could think to do was send his brother after him. So yeah, kids are pretty bratty these days.
IllegalLight 0
Haha, damn kids...
lindeezybby09 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH she has to be the smartest child in the world.
lindeezybby09 0
thats a hilariously mean idea. haha i love it.
blackdog218 0
Kids are more evil than you'd think they are. Here's some advice: Never underestimate a kid.
sunney3 0
haha, my mom would've beat my ass till next july if i did that what a little bitch you ave as a sister, how'd she end up like that? jeez
annamg 0
I would've slapped that little bitch so hard. She needs to know that pulling stunts like that is NOT okay.
yourMUMSgash 0
i don't think violence is necessary.. i'm sure the kid learnt her lesson now. but you should of acted like her and see how she liked it. usually works on little kids once they realise how obnoxious they are.
hi5534 3
ahhh!! pacifist. well, if she was MY sister and she did that, i'd drive somewhere private, and go apeshit for that.
Veldan 1
How did she learn her lesson? Some angry words that she probably ignored? Young children don't comprehend consequences too well; they do however understand the consequence of pain upon themselves for bad behvaiour. All this "hands off" parenting is bullcrap. No need to injure the child, but giving them a red rump would be a message they'd remember.
tipsy337 0
What a little bitch. I hope you brought your sister home and introduced her to an ass whopping.
Swimmergrl9244 1
What a little brat. If I ever did that my brother would kick the crap out of me. Where do kids get off these days? I was a little kid not many years ago and I'd NEVER do something that stupid. I swear, people are too soft on these little brats. I'm not saying they should get their asses kicked, but how about time outs, and groundings? Now it's just "quiet time" and therapy.