Today, my family and I were parking downtown when my sister yelled to watch out for a man approaching our car. I see him pull something from his pocket. I yell "It's a knife, don't roll down the window!" It was a pen, he was the parking attendant and the window was already rolled down. FML
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Anonymous409
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Lol I just moderated this.
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codewow
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lolz... it cant get much better than that
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ZleveL
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yup, he moderated it AND got first comment. he be livin da life
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ASUdec
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Can't tell a knife from a pen.
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xleanne_aLly
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f*cking whiteys
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TheCamoWulf
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I heard they have pens with a little blade in them....
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HeyitsPheddy
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How is this an FML? This is more like oh whoops, I made a simple mistake
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shoelaces301
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it was her sis
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that_guy_you_are
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Don't be an attention whore, no-one cares enough about you to stab you. STFU and continue being boring.
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Anonymous409
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You must live in a really bad neighborhood.
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ASUdec
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When I see strange people walk up to the car I always roll down the window. Then I hand them the keys to the car and get out. That is the smart thing to do just like assuming someone is going to knife you through the window.
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heathkimbrell
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I don't like this 1
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that_guy_you_are
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#6 is a moron and an idiot and probably fucks children. Duuuh why not just drive away instead of letting strangers stab you? You have a car, they don't.
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Anonymous409
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Hey #7 I don't give a shit if you like it or you don't. You shouldn't put yourself before the people. This is a majority vote. I liked it and I said "YES", so go suck a fat one. No, JK, JK. RAPE!
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NEkoiNU
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what the actual fuck?
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kishycathiee
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You should become a superhero or something; the world needs you.
Basically, what I'm trying to say is.... STOP BEING SO FUCKING PARANOID.