FML : Today, my family and I were parking downtown when my sister yelled to watch out for a man approaching our car. I see him pull something from his pocket....

Today, my family and I were parking downtown when my sister yelled to watch out for a man approaching our car. I see him pull something from his pocket. I yell "It's a knife, don't roll down the window!" It was a pen, he was the parking attendant and the window was already rolled down. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By parkinglotslayer - / Thursday 11 June 2009 02:28 / United States

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By ASUdec | 0

#292632 - Thursday 11 June 2009 10:13

Can't tell a knife from a pen.

By C_Wicked27 | 0

#292691 - Thursday 11 June 2009 10:31

And let me guess, you guys were about to floor it to your gated community after all that, weren't you? I know that according to the news, the amount of people randomly murdering other people has dramatically risen in recent years, but that isn't true. In fact, violent crime has dropped pretty substantially across the country in most cases. On the other hand though, media coverage of violent crime in recent years has skyrocketed.

Basically, what I'm trying to say is.... STOP BEING SO FUCKING PARANOID.

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By Anonymous409 | 0

#292630 - Thursday 11 June 2009 10:13

Lol I just moderated this.

codewow | 0

#988259 - Tuesday 4 May 2010 17:01

lolz... it cant get much better than that

ZleveL | 0

#989011 - Friday 7 May 2010 7:33

yup, he moderated it AND got first comment. he be livin da life

By ASUdec | 0

#292632 - Thursday 11 June 2009 10:13

Can't tell a knife from a pen.

xleanne_aLly | 23

#2904410 - Saturday 16 July 2011 7:38

f*cking whiteys

TheCamoWulf | 17

#5236309 - Tuesday 11 December 2012 4:41

I heard they have pens with a little blade in them....

By HeyitsPheddy | 0

#292642 - Thursday 11 June 2009 10:15

How is this an FML? This is more like oh whoops, I made a simple mistake

shoelaces301 | 0

#1540305 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 6:00

it was her sis

By that_guy_you_are | 0

#292643 - Thursday 11 June 2009 10:15

Don't be an attention whore, no-one cares enough about you to stab you. STFU and continue being boring.

By Anonymous409 | 0

#292645 - Thursday 11 June 2009 10:15

You must live in a really bad neighborhood.

By ASUdec | 0

#292649 - Thursday 11 June 2009 10:17

When I see strange people walk up to the car I always roll down the window. Then I hand them the keys to the car and get out. That is the smart thing to do just like assuming someone is going to knife you through the window.

By heathkimbrell | 0

#292661 - Thursday 11 June 2009 10:19

I don't like this 1

By that_guy_you_are | 0

#292662 - Thursday 11 June 2009 10:19

#6 is a moron and an idiot and probably fucks children. Duuuh why not just drive away instead of letting strangers stab you? You have a car, they don't.

By Anonymous409 | 0

#292671 - Thursday 11 June 2009 10:24

Hey #7 I don't give a shit if you like it or you don't. You shouldn't put yourself before the people. This is a majority vote. I liked it and I said "YES", so go suck a fat one. No, JK, JK. RAPE!