Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML
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Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I'm German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, my teacher laughed at the "irony." Something like this always happens whenever I tell people my background. FML
Today, I excitedly told my family that, after years of studying and dedication, I've been awarded a full scholarship to Germany. My mom's reaction was to start sobbing about me becoming a "heathen" and my dad and brother started telling Nazi jokes. FML
Today, I watched my mother tell a man that the holocaust was "a good thing" and "necessary for population control". That man was my girlfriend's father. Who is Jewish. FML
Today, I had to explain to half of my class that yes, my birthday is on the same day as Hitler's, but no, it does not make me a Nazi. FML
Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family. When they were giving me a tour of the house, I noticed a Nazi flag on my boyfriend's bedroom door. FML
Today, my daughter is so out of touch with anything not related to her phone and her social popularity that she doesn't know who Hitler was. I had to show her on YouTube, and while we aren't religious anymore, we are a Jewish family so this is an extra level of parental shame for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to my parents' house for dinner. My dad made Holocaust jokes the entire time. My boyfriend is Jewish. FML
Today, there was a new girl in one of my classes. We both corrected a classmate on his grammar, so, trying to make a new friend, I leaned back to her and said, "Haha, fellow Grammar Nazi?" She gave me a disgusted look and told me she was Jewish. FML
Today, my husband thought it would be acceptable to watch Breaking Bad on Netflix with my 4-year-old in the room. What happened to be the only line he picked up? "Well heil Hitler, bitch!" I found out from his preschool teacher. FML
Today, I found out my little brother is a highly committed Nazi. He goes to meetings and everything, my parents think it's great he is "getting out and developing a social life." FML
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Bunbu 8
You should've said "No, sweetie. Hitler was from Austria."
6times7 0
Man, I hate it when people rag on Germany. That's screwed up.
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Comments (95)
loopsterr 5
It's alright, Hitler's cool. and I'm not even German or something under that category. Don't worry, kids say funny things.
sjovt 0
I don't meen to be rude to you but that is funny!!
shocka_fml 4
burn the bastard
noscope_ftw 0
how's this an fml?... just seems funny to me...
arehagen94 0
im sorry but thats not really an FML.
Raquelbby 0
LMFAOLMFAOLMFAO ! hahaha wow thats freaking hilarious
chewbacca69 0
her brother sounds awesome
monkeyy22 6
damn, so the americans did actually mention world war II? you know, that war that killed 250.000 only dutch jews, and 5 MILLION jewish people from entire europe? all thanks to our german neighbours? okay i know the modern germans don't hate jews, but i think it would take a long time untill we can forget what the german did to us.. i mean, we still hate to lose from germany in football matches (: - and from spain, but our football team did just reaaally bad :p -
aldotheapache 0
I have to admit that I make my fair share of German jokes, especially to my boyfriend who has German heritage, while I'm French-Jewish. Whenever we get in a fight I yell " it's cause I'm a Jew, isn't it!?!" and he calls me a "damn Frenchy". It's an interesting relationship.
Anarkhy 0
I'm half German and I've got the same type of treatment before. it's actually very stupid