By happy birthday to me - 05/12/2013 05:14 - United States

Today, I had to explain to half of my class that yes, my birthday is on the same day as Hitler's, but no, it does not make me a Nazi. FML
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lVluse 15

Ignorance - There is no cure.

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Gingerette 8

Yeah, in a dictatorship, there is only the dictator's birthday. Anyone else is not human.

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Zazoo1995 23

Dude look at the bright side... Your birthday is 4/20! ;)

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Hitler's birthday, April 20, was a shitty day... The BP Oil Spill and the Columbine High School massacre also happened on his birthday..

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Oh and #56, it should also be noted that North Korea's calendar begins on Kim II Sung's birthday...

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RawrImaDragon 18

Wanna trade? I have the same birthday as Justin Beiber.

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incoherentrmblr 21

I hope you're a history teacher. Otherwise, how does one come about such a topic?

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juice723 9

Hitler's birthday is my half-birthday... And I'm a grammar nazi...

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Ambient25 24

Half birthday? Screw it, Julius Caesar is my half birthday too.

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Ambient25 24

What can I say. I came, I saw, I conquered....not in that order....giggity

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Ambient25 24

"Then fall, Caesar!" Great play by Shakespeare.

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chuka81 27

How does that not make you a Nazi? You jew-killing, apocalypse creating monster.

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juice723 9

I know, right? My dad's birthday is December 25, so he must be Jesus!

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johnpaisley 6

Weird I don't no when hurlers birthday is and I'm in highschool ap. we'll y are u celebrating hitlers birth in the first play

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BlameTheOwls 14

You're in AP? More proof that IB is the superior program.

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julako 22

Do you recognize what you're writing?

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d4m4s74 12

Hitter's birthday falls on 4/20 also known as international weed day

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DanielleinDC 33

If you're in AP, someone has clearly made a mistake, as your comment is verging on the incoherent, given the misspellings and poor punctuation.

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WolfyRescue 12

Jesus Christ. This makes me ashamed to be in AP.

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mrfancyman 7

We'll it seems you must not be doing so well in those AP classes btw you should probably go study more then come back on this app

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Hesher 19

This has to be wildly exaggerated. People can't be this stupid.

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julako 22

After all the explanations you had to give: Happy birthday to you OP!

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Ambient25 24

You're about 136 days early there buddy

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cryssycakesx3 22

or 229 days late.

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oj101 33

Well, what are the odds then eh? Precisely 1 in a 365 chance.

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Acik91 26

Not quite precisely. It's 4 in 1461, taking into account 29th of February. My apologies, I wouldn't normally do it, I'm just supposed to be preparing to an exam right now. So, anything's better.

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Nyarlothatep 12

The Columbine shooting happened the same day, does that make you a psycho?

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karlcolt45 19

maybe he's a fascist, pyscho, pothead. PERFECT STORM

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Ambient25 24

The pothead in him could take over. Just order him a pizza and he'll never bother anyone.

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masterof1 7

Mabye he is a pothead who plays COD and corrects peoples grammer

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Red__Forman 7

You share that burden with about 1/365th of the world's population. I'm pretty sure there are some nazis among them. Good for you that you aren't one of them.

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cryssycakesx3 22

I Snyder think that's how that statistic works.

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