Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML
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Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I'm German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, my teacher laughed at the "irony." Something like this always happens whenever I tell people my background. FML
Today, I excitedly told my family that, after years of studying and dedication, I've been awarded a full scholarship to Germany. My mom's reaction was to start sobbing about me becoming a "heathen" and my dad and brother started telling Nazi jokes. FML
Today, I watched my mother tell a man that the holocaust was "a good thing" and "necessary for population control". That man was my girlfriend's father. Who is Jewish. FML
Today, I had to explain to half of my class that yes, my birthday is on the same day as Hitler's, but no, it does not make me a Nazi. FML
Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family. When they were giving me a tour of the house, I noticed a Nazi flag on my boyfriend's bedroom door. FML
Today, my daughter is so out of touch with anything not related to her phone and her social popularity that she doesn't know who Hitler was. I had to show her on YouTube, and while we aren't religious anymore, we are a Jewish family so this is an extra level of parental shame for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to my parents' house for dinner. My dad made Holocaust jokes the entire time. My boyfriend is Jewish. FML
Today, there was a new girl in one of my classes. We both corrected a classmate on his grammar, so, trying to make a new friend, I leaned back to her and said, "Haha, fellow Grammar Nazi?" She gave me a disgusted look and told me she was Jewish. FML
Today, my husband thought it would be acceptable to watch Breaking Bad on Netflix with my 4-year-old in the room. What happened to be the only line he picked up? "Well heil Hitler, bitch!" I found out from his preschool teacher. FML
Today, I found out my little brother is a highly committed Nazi. He goes to meetings and everything, my parents think it's great he is "getting out and developing a social life." FML
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Bunbu 8
You should've said "No, sweetie. Hitler was from Austria."
6times7 0
Man, I hate it when people rag on Germany. That's screwed up.
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Comments (95)
BabiiexElmo 0
You could have said "Follow my orders before I make you a Nazi." lol
NagolNodsae 5
Your a piece of shit
redbluegreen 41
#16 - Exactly. I hate how some parents let their kids become so ignorant. I'm pretty sure if I said something like that, I'd have been hit in the back of the head and made to apologize; Regardless if I was seven years old or not. I hope the parents corrected him.
MetalCraze 11
I hate it when ppl do shit like that it's so ignorant besides hitler was austrian read a frigging book you losers
mike1 0
I agree with #12
miamiheat244 0
Hitlers a douche no one should ever bring up because my grandma and grandpas whole family got killed by him and the nazis
NagolNodsae 5
He was avenging his dead mother who doctor was Jewish and could have saved her but didn't. Get your shit right before commenting.
SmoothFreeze 0
Ahhaha this is funny
redbluegreen 41
Sadly, I think there are some parents who don't know Hitler wasn't born in Germany.
sabrinaacrow 26
Some many not even know that a country called Austria actually exists
silly_kate 0
ha, i'm german too! but, hitler was austrian, so **** his genocidal ass and little mustache! we all know he couldn't grow a proper mustache! you should have corrected the little terd!
Overseer211 1
Actually in his WW1 pictures he had a full mustache...CHECK YOUR FACTS.
MrBoredomioo 18
He used to have a proper mustache, he shaved it in world war 1 to fit it under the gasmasks
vampiregal16rulz 5
I'm sorry dude, that does stink, in fact I'm probably german too, (most likely but I have no clue, my dad was adopted) but that is quite funny.
Elchin_fml 0
YDI for being from germany :D :D :D