Whatever floats your boat

By RainbowD4PowerNozzle - 02/01/2023 21:00

Spicy
Today, while cleaning my vehicle at the car wash, the vacuum cleaner found a new purpose. As I twisted around, the mouth of the hose made its way down to my crotch and latched on. It definitely wasn’t painful, but I’ve now been sucked off by a vacuum. Best yet weirdest blow job ever. FML
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Same thing different taste

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You seriously expect people to believe this was an accident?

I’d suggest not doing that again because that’s how you end up in the hospital with a story about how you just happened to fall onto the vacuum cleaner

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I’d suggest not doing that again because that’s how you end up in the hospital with a story about how you just happened to fall onto the vacuum cleaner

I am never using a car wash vacuum again.

You seriously expect people to believe this was an accident?

Best quarter you've ever spent! Probably risky to stand there until you jack off, but when you're in the moment.

Imagine explaining that to the owners. "Excuse me, I just came in your vacuum but it's still stuck on my ****. Little help?"

Vesi 29

OK this legit made me laugh.. what a mental image!

Doofy, Mom said for you to stop sticking your dick in the vacuum cleaner

LimpyBiscuit 1

How do you “accidentally” get sucked off by a car vacuum in public.. oops my pants and underwear came off, I’ll keep cleaning my car.. oops the vacuum fell on my p****. I’ll just enjoy myself.

LimpyBiscuit 1

How do you “accidentally” get sucked off by a car vacuum in public.. oops my pants and underwear came off, I’ll keep cleaning my car.. oops the vacuum fell in my pants. I’ll just enjoy myself.

My husband has a question - why was OP's dick out? I mean, those vacuums are super powerful, but they don't go THROUGH clothes, do they? So how did the dick go INSIDE the vacuum? I don't know, I'm laughing so hard I'm in hysterics.