Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML
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Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I'm German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, my teacher laughed at the "irony." Something like this always happens whenever I tell people my background. FML
Today, I excitedly told my family that, after years of studying and dedication, I've been awarded a full scholarship to Germany. My mom's reaction was to start sobbing about me becoming a "heathen" and my dad and brother started telling Nazi jokes. FML
Today, I watched my mother tell a man that the holocaust was "a good thing" and "necessary for population control". That man was my girlfriend's father. Who is Jewish. FML
Today, I had to explain to half of my class that yes, my birthday is on the same day as Hitler's, but no, it does not make me a Nazi. FML
Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family. When they were giving me a tour of the house, I noticed a Nazi flag on my boyfriend's bedroom door. FML
Today, my daughter is so out of touch with anything not related to her phone and her social popularity that she doesn't know who Hitler was. I had to show her on YouTube, and while we aren't religious anymore, we are a Jewish family so this is an extra level of parental shame for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to my parents' house for dinner. My dad made Holocaust jokes the entire time. My boyfriend is Jewish. FML
Today, there was a new girl in one of my classes. We both corrected a classmate on his grammar, so, trying to make a new friend, I leaned back to her and said, "Haha, fellow Grammar Nazi?" She gave me a disgusted look and told me she was Jewish. FML
Today, my husband thought it would be acceptable to watch Breaking Bad on Netflix with my 4-year-old in the room. What happened to be the only line he picked up? "Well heil Hitler, bitch!" I found out from his preschool teacher. FML
Today, I found out my little brother is a highly committed Nazi. He goes to meetings and everything, my parents think it's great he is "getting out and developing a social life." FML
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Bunbu 8
You should've said "No, sweetie. Hitler was from Austria."
6times7 0
Man, I hate it when people rag on Germany. That's screwed up.
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Comments (95)
gabybilyk 5
LOOL ! He has a point lots of people hate Germans becuz of him so FYL
KickItHigh 32
Man, 7 and already knows about Hitler? Kid learns fast.
theanimepanda 4
It happened to me until I was in the 5th grade... and for some reason it never occured to people that my best friend was Jewish....
dlcj22 11
Hahaha that's ******* funny
ImTheAlpha 30
Hitler was actually Austrian.
hatemeorkillme 4
I'm herman and people discriminate ma and my family all the time calling us NAZIS!!!
chandlerbelacic 17
Yah, that one. Oh how the young are...
corocoro 30
Seven years old and already a racist - sorta sad.
eemilyyy 4
I know how you feel, my friend always calls me hitler cause I'm german
annunaki_fml 11
u shoukdve burned him at the stake for that comment.