Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML
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Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I'm German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, my teacher laughed at the "irony." Something like this always happens whenever I tell people my background. FML
Today, I excitedly told my family that, after years of studying and dedication, I've been awarded a full scholarship to Germany. My mom's reaction was to start sobbing about me becoming a "heathen" and my dad and brother started telling Nazi jokes. FML
Today, I watched my mother tell a man that the holocaust was "a good thing" and "necessary for population control". That man was my girlfriend's father. Who is Jewish. FML
Today, I had to explain to half of my class that yes, my birthday is on the same day as Hitler's, but no, it does not make me a Nazi. FML
Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family. When they were giving me a tour of the house, I noticed a Nazi flag on my boyfriend's bedroom door. FML
Today, my daughter is so out of touch with anything not related to her phone and her social popularity that she doesn't know who Hitler was. I had to show her on YouTube, and while we aren't religious anymore, we are a Jewish family so this is an extra level of parental shame for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to my parents' house for dinner. My dad made Holocaust jokes the entire time. My boyfriend is Jewish. FML
Today, there was a new girl in one of my classes. We both corrected a classmate on his grammar, so, trying to make a new friend, I leaned back to her and said, "Haha, fellow Grammar Nazi?" She gave me a disgusted look and told me she was Jewish. FML
Today, my husband thought it would be acceptable to watch Breaking Bad on Netflix with my 4-year-old in the room. What happened to be the only line he picked up? "Well heil Hitler, bitch!" I found out from his preschool teacher. FML
Today, I found out my little brother is a highly committed Nazi. He goes to meetings and everything, my parents think it's great he is "getting out and developing a social life." FML
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Top comments
Bunbu 8
You should've said "No, sweetie. Hitler was from Austria."
6times7 0
Man, I hate it when people rag on Germany. That's screwed up.
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Comments (95)
Bearish 0
how is this an fml?????????????
CarterColbie 4
Yeah Germany has to take the heat thanks to Hitler (who was from Austria). Makes you wonder where kids "learn" this stuff.
caitlinh12345 0
i wouldn't worry about it. just laugh about it. he's a little kid. i think it's kinda cute and funny
ryguy997 0
that racist bastard.
tangle_kelp66 0
Where the kid learned about Hitler and Nazism, I don't know. First heard of Hitler in 6th grade. : Plus, he's technically Austrian, not German.
2gether4ever 0
bahaha that kid is goin far !
NagolNodsae 5
Piece of shit
lovergirl7 1
I hate when people automatically assume that just because people are from germany, it makes them Hitler, Nazis, whatever. half of those Nazis did not want to hurt people, they were forced too
gotdapowa 0
ugh happens to me all the time!
brianjman14 23
lol
Nitsuaaa 6
How is this an FML? He's 7 years old. His comment was neither witty nor smart. Her parents must be ******* retards if they thought that was funny.