Today, I was delivering pizzas for my summer job. I got a big order to deliver for a fellow graduate's party. While I was being paid for the order my friend shows up and says "Don't pay him, his parents are rich, he can handle it." Then they shut the door and took off. The bill was $75. FML
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Today, while delivering pizzas, someone ordered $19.41 in pizza and wings. After finally finding her appartment, she paid me in two sandwich bags full of pennies and nickels. I had to count them out before giving her the pizza. We aren't allowed to enter the residence, and it was 22 degrees. FML
Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML
Today, I ordered pizza for dinner and left cash by the door so my son could pay for it, in case it arrived before I got home. I told him they should get all the money, but I just found the tip. Apparently he thought I'd miscounted. I'm a server. FML
Today, a foreigner walked into my restaurant to pick up his pizzas. The bill was $25 and he gave me $30 and a $100 dollar bill. I gave him his change from the 30 and I didn't understand so I gave him back the 100 dollars. He said "Well if you don't want it, okay." He was gonna tip me $100. FML
Today, I took my friends out to an expensive restaurant for my birthday treat. They had arranged for a surprise birthday cake for me which I cut, very happily, while they chanted birthday wishes. When the bill came, I discovered I was supposed to pay for my great 'surprise' cake. FML
Today, I had to watch my neighbor's daughter for 10 hours. She wouldn't eat anything I had to offer, so I ordered a pizza for $19 + a $5 tip = $24. Her father came by to pick her up, thanked me, and gave me a $20 bill. I effectively just paid to watch his kid. FML
Today, while I was delivering pizza in the torrential downpour, I waited 5 minutes in the pouring rain for an old lady to dig 20 bucks out of her purse. Her total was $19.99. She told me to keep the change and make lots of money. FML
Today, I was delivering pizzas and hit up a dude’s house who ordered two boxes of extra large. He gave me the exact change. I asked him, “What about the tip?” He paused for a minute, let out this loud rancid fart and said, “There’s your tip bub, now piss off!” and shut the door in my face. FML
Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML
Today, I had six friends round for pizza. When I went to answer the door to the delivery, my friends turned off the lights and pretended they weren't there when I shouted for help carrying all the food. Not only does the cute delivery guy think I'm greedy, but also that I have imaginary friends. FML
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CassT 0
This is where you say, "My parents are rich because they're hookers, and your momma is their best customer. Pay up."
Andy_King 0
thats when you go in there and take back the pizza
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kire_fml 0
Erm, call the police? Have them crash his pizza party?..
Mnemic 6
I agree with #7 and #13. Call the cops because they robbed you. ^^
jengen 0
You should put the pizza bill on your friend's tab. Make him pay it. -OR- You can call a bunch of pizza places or take out food places. Then, order a bunch of food and have it under your friend's name and have it delivered to his place. *grin*
riley0_0 0
the second option wouldnt work, my friend tried that with some friends, let's just say we're not aloud to see him out of school. the pizza plae was able to trace the call, ended up paying about $50
Tsukasa_fml 0
That's why you splice into their phone line.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Or, you're supposed to call from a public phone and give the friend's phone number, genius. XD
christopherlove 0
Sending food delivery to your target's house only pranks and inconveniences the delivery guy. He's got to waste time, food and gas (money) making the trip there and back, and all your friend has to do is say "I didn't order anything." It costs your friend 10 seconds of his life. People who "prank" in this way should die slow, painful deaths. I delivered pizza. Trust me. The delivery guy is the only one you're ******* over.
iluvtwilight 0
i agree w/option #1. put it on his tab so the next time that house trys to place an order, the only way they'll be able to do it is if they pay the outstanding balance. and yes maybe they won't pay it, but it's their loss. they obviously like that pizza places pizza a lot to order that many so even if they never pay it off, it'll suck for them b/c they have to get pizza somewhere else for the rest of their life :)
mehwhateverr 0
ditch your 'friend' 's ass. and they HAVE to pay you, don't they? call the cops.
Jackthestripper 0
Get a new friend. What a dick.
Devikarawr 0
wow. hat a tw*t you can make them pay though.. =]
CruelSirDrum 0
what, some friend. id make sure i had a long talk with him afterwards.what a narrow minded view of your job and lack of respect.im not saying he is your friend but i wouldnt count on him being a good one if he was.
Athabaska 10
YDI for having rich parents. Ass.
boba123 0
you're stupid
Athabaska 10
So are you.
Check_Mate 0
No, this is all you bro.
Athabaska 10
No Im pretty sure its everyone else
colinmon 0
Don't argue with trolls, it means they win.
ICallKyo 3
Agreed. How is it his fault if his parents have money? At any rate, that friend is a dick and you should make him pay the bill.
Essentials 0
Call your manager and then call the police. Don't accept payment after. That's when you laugh. That's when they write the fml.
Morokea 0
What dick friends. And I can't stand it when people think rich parents = rich kids. Not necessarily. :
eatsleepsinglove 4
agreed.