Size matters

By MobPerfect - 11/05/2012 13:24 - United States - Providence

Today, I made my friends and family laugh by trying to put on costume glasses with a giant super-sized nose attached to them. They laughed hysterically. Not because of the gigantic nose, but because my real nose was radically bigger and the fake one wouldn't fit over it. FML
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Sensory deprivation

By Trisha - 07/10/2023 10:00 - United States

Today, I went to a theme park with my friends. I was excited to ride the rollercoasters, but just as we were about to get on the biggest one, I realized I'd had left my glasses in the car. I can't see shit without them, but I decided to go on the ride anyway. I spent the entire time screaming in terror while my friends laughed, while I couldn't see a thing. FML
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Top comments

perdix 29

I know how you feel! It's the same thing that happens to me when I try to use a garbage bag as a condom;)

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SkoomaKi 27

I can just tell you're a nosey person! :D Shoot me now, it's for the best.

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Hungry_Panda 3

Lol. You must have one big nose!

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THE_A_TEEN 27

It would bring Groucho Marx to shame.

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Demonfish 14

CALL ME "BIG NOSE" ONE MORE TIME, AND I'LL KNOCK YOU TO ******* CLEVELAND!

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lopsop 12

Everyone nose that's a mean comment. Why did you pick it? It there snot anymore comments you could use?

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wilsontws 18

It was nasal a good idea to even try it in the first place.

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p3mguin 7

60 lol are you serious, that was bad...

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devilcb 5

Anyone who has a Lego as their picture cannot be taken seriously on here

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Demonfish 14

91- what makes you think being taken seriously is high on my list of priorities?

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bunniex1 11

91 your pretty :) and yes I know ur a guy.

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thatoneguy79 10

91 - Anyone posting on FML can't be taken seriously. Though I think Legos add a certain element of authenticity and awesomeness.

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rubberduckie94 13

You should of made your name Groucho Marx.

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Enslaved 36

I would have liked to follow your nose, where ever it goes but I'm a Cheerio not a Fruit Loop.):

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Cloudberry 10

Well, you got your laughs one way or another. Maybe you should have tried them on beforehand, just a thought :)

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Meettitan 14

There's nothing wrong with being Jewi... I mean having a monstrous nose...

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SkoomaKi 27

I can just tell you're a nosey person! :D Shoot me now, it's for the best.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

*Shoots Skoomaki in the face You asked for it.

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SkoomaKi 27

Jokes on you, the horrible zombie dancer in the other FML bit me. *zombie dances away*

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tylersign 11

Skoooooomaaaaa! Anyone get what I'm referring to..? Or am I alone..?

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p3mguin 7

Forever alone.....

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maosquare 18

Together alone is such an oxymoron.

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tylersign 11

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion? Skooma addict guy? Still no? Well damn. That's okay, I didn't want you to know anyway! I'm such a hipster.

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wittygirl 8

# 53 I'll have a bottle of that xD what khajiit did you steal it off of LOL

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ZX6Rninja 0

Wouldnt you notice something like that beforehand?

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JudgeTroll 6

At least they can tell WITCH nose is real

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Cappiej 18

Seeing #11's name, I think he is trolling.

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mvems 13

I think he used witch instead of which because witches are known to have rather large noses perhaps?

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nofearjenshere 12

^ I hope this means I am a witch then, that way I can perform voodoo on everyone who makes fun of my nose.

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SkoomaKi 27

#54 - I certainly know what you're on about. I love Skooma!

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OhDearBetrayal 25

34- Grammar Nazi wannabe fail.

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mvems 13

54, it doesn't look like your nose even comes close to the criteria of a witch nose. You could pass as a cute little fairy though!

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mvems 13

Who nose maybe you just looked really handsome!

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