Size matters

By MobPerfect - 11/05/2012 13:24 - United States - Providence

Today, I made my friends and family laugh by trying to put on costume glasses with a giant super-sized nose attached to them. They laughed hysterically. Not because of the gigantic nose, but because my real nose was radically bigger and the fake one wouldn't fit over it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 506
You deserved it 3 540

Same thing different taste

Sensory deprivation

By Trisha - 07/10/2023 10:00 - United States

Today, I went to a theme park with my friends. I was excited to ride the rollercoasters, but just as we were about to get on the biggest one, I realized I'd had left my glasses in the car. I can't see shit without them, but I decided to go on the ride anyway. I spent the entire time screaming in terror while my friends laughed, while I couldn't see a thing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 176
You deserved it 668

Top comments

perdix 29

I know how you feel! It's the same thing that happens to me when I try to use a garbage bag as a condom;)

I can just tell you're a nosey person! :D Shoot me now, it's for the best.

Comments

Hungry_Panda 3

Lol. You must have one big nose!

It would bring Groucho Marx to shame.

CALL ME "BIG NOSE" ONE MORE TIME, AND I'LL KNOCK YOU TO ******* CLEVELAND!

Everyone nose that's a mean comment. Why did you pick it? It there snot anymore comments you could use?

It was nasal a good idea to even try it in the first place.

p3mguin 7

60 lol are you serious, that was bad...

Anyone who has a Lego as their picture cannot be taken seriously on here

91- what makes you think being taken seriously is high on my list of priorities?

91 your pretty :) and yes I know ur a guy.

thatoneguy79 10

91 - Anyone posting on FML can't be taken seriously. Though I think Legos add a certain element of authenticity and awesomeness.

You should of made your name Groucho Marx.

I would have liked to follow your nose, where ever it goes but I'm a Cheerio not a Fruit Loop.):

Well, you got your laughs one way or another. Maybe you should have tried them on beforehand, just a thought :)

There's nothing wrong with being Jewi... I mean having a monstrous nose...

I can just tell you're a nosey person! :D Shoot me now, it's for the best.

*Shoots Skoomaki in the face You asked for it.

Jokes on you, the horrible zombie dancer in the other FML bit me. *zombie dances away*

tylersign 11

Skoooooomaaaaa! Anyone get what I'm referring to..? Or am I alone..?

p3mguin 7

Together alone is such an oxymoron.

tylersign 11

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion? Skooma addict guy? Still no? Well damn. That's okay, I didn't want you to know anyway! I'm such a hipster.

# 53 I'll have a bottle of that xD what khajiit did you steal it off of LOL

ZX6Rninja 0

Wouldnt you notice something like that beforehand?

At least they can tell WITCH nose is real

Seeing #11's name, I think he is trolling.

I think he used witch instead of which because witches are known to have rather large noses perhaps?

nofearjenshere 12

^ I hope this means I am a witch then, that way I can perform voodoo on everyone who makes fun of my nose.

#54 - I certainly know what you're on about. I love Skooma!

OhDearBetrayal 25

34- Grammar Nazi wannabe fail.

54, it doesn't look like your nose even comes close to the criteria of a witch nose. You could pass as a cute little fairy though!

Who nose maybe you just looked really handsome!