Today, I was crocheting while watching television, and thinking to myself how proud I was that I taught myself to crochet. Then, an episode of Golden Girls came on, and I watched that while I crocheted. I'm 24. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora the Explorer get to her grandmother's house. It was the most fun I've had all year. I'm 21. FML
Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML
Today, I took a pottery class to try out a new hobby. After an hour of work, I had somehow created something that looked vaguely like a bowl. The teacher walked by and asked what I was making. When I proudly said, "A bowl," she paused and replied, "Oh." FML
Today, I watched four episodes of Frasier at my mom’s house and now my algorithm is all Frasier facts and memes. FML
Today, I was folding the laundry. At one point, I had to take a moment to figure out whether a pair of underwear was mine or my mothers. I'm 18. She is 56. Enough said. FML
Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML
Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her cellphone in a hottub and ruined it. As I was feeling pretty good about myself, I then realized that my cellphone was in the pocket of a sweater that I had just thrown in the washer 20 minutes prior. FML
Today, I tried to be productive and got dressed in real clothes instead of sweatpants. I spent the next four hours on the couch binge-watching Netflix and pretending I had plans. FML
Today, I found my old sewing machine I got when I was a kid. I never used it before, because when I was younger, I was afraid I might sew my fingers. Laughing at myself, I decided to sew up an old bag. I sewed my thumb. FML
Today, my 53 year-old art teacher told me she's excited about going clubbing this weekend. I'm excited about watching a special on the History Channel. FML
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amatthew_03 0
I'm 24, too, and this sounds like a pretty good time to me, actually.
spiceonice 0
uh, golden girls rocks. fyi
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ilovefmlife 0
the Golden Girls are amazing and Im 15 years old and I scrapbook with my grandmother like every weekend so yeahhh
frootloop25 0
OMFG FYL x 123456789 SERIOUSLY. I would hate myself too if I were you.
ZetsubouSensei 0
I'm 15 and I knit while watching Lifetime. I don't really think my life is f***ed. Neither should you. :)
MURPHYCHACHO 5
I'm 19 and an avid knitter. It's nothing to be ashamed of. And you get to make your own clothes. How cool is that?
xxcrashhh 0
this isn't an fml, crocheting is quite fun, and the Golden Girls is a really good show. you're just over obsessing.
infantrygirl 0
...and?
LolCows 0
yu should kill urself i suppose i mean... DUDE OMFG YUR LIEF IS TOTE RUINDEDEDEDEDED!!!!111
kerrygirl 13
i made a really nice crocheted cushion the last day.....thanks for reminding me i still have to sew it together
LoveMeTURBO 0
How is this an fml?
little_pinkie 0
golden girls is one of the funniest shows ever, and crocheting is good... this is not an fml. sorry