Today, I was crocheting while watching television, and thinking to myself how proud I was that I taught myself to crochet. Then, an episode of Golden Girls came on, and I watched that while I crocheted. I'm 24. FML
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Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora the Explorer get to her grandmother's house. It was the most fun I've had all year. I'm 21. FML
Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML
Today, I took a pottery class to try out a new hobby. After an hour of work, I had somehow created something that looked vaguely like a bowl. The teacher walked by and asked what I was making. When I proudly said, "A bowl," she paused and replied, "Oh." FML
Today, I watched four episodes of Frasier at my mom’s house and now my algorithm is all Frasier facts and memes. FML
Today, I was folding the laundry. At one point, I had to take a moment to figure out whether a pair of underwear was mine or my mothers. I'm 18. She is 56. Enough said. FML
Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML
Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her cellphone in a hottub and ruined it. As I was feeling pretty good about myself, I then realized that my cellphone was in the pocket of a sweater that I had just thrown in the washer 20 minutes prior. FML
Today, I tried to be productive and got dressed in real clothes instead of sweatpants. I spent the next four hours on the couch binge-watching Netflix and pretending I had plans. FML
Today, I found my old sewing machine I got when I was a kid. I never used it before, because when I was younger, I was afraid I might sew my fingers. Laughing at myself, I decided to sew up an old bag. I sewed my thumb. FML
Today, my 53 year-old art teacher told me she's excited about going clubbing this weekend. I'm excited about watching a special on the History Channel. FML
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amatthew_03 0
I'm 24, too, and this sounds like a pretty good time to me, actually.
spiceonice 0
uh, golden girls rocks. fyi
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Comments (220)
loserface88 0
Haha this sounds like my friend Stephanie. It's ok its no big deal
Ohnoitslindsay 0
This is awesome. Don't worry OP, chances are you are a much more interesting person than the 24 year old out there "acting their age."
BillieJ 0
...so?
slutmuffin 0
Wait....so are you a dude?
ely46 0
I don't think it is a FML, but I found it HIL-LAR-IOUS because it sounds like something that my roommate and I did, except I was doing cross-stitch and my roommate was doing a puzzle.
heyohhh 0
I didn't know what crochetting was until after I read the comments, so when I read it the first time, I assumed it was masturbation and it actually made sense lol.
bayybee 0
God. Lame. I was just crocheting a hat the other day, and it came on on the hallmark channel or something. I really didn't care. And, I'm 17.
trilliamme 0
What a terrible FML.
Ender_ 0
#64 FTW!!!!!!! That does make it so much funnier. haha.
rspart88 0
dont diss the golden girls!! they're called "golden" because they kick ass!!!!