Today, I was crocheting while watching television, and thinking to myself how proud I was that I taught myself to crochet. Then, an episode of Golden Girls came on, and I watched that while I crocheted. I'm 24. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora the Explorer get to her grandmother's house. It was the most fun I've had all year. I'm 21. FML
Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML
Today, I took a pottery class to try out a new hobby. After an hour of work, I had somehow created something that looked vaguely like a bowl. The teacher walked by and asked what I was making. When I proudly said, "A bowl," she paused and replied, "Oh." FML
Today, I watched four episodes of Frasier at my mom’s house and now my algorithm is all Frasier facts and memes. FML
Today, I was folding the laundry. At one point, I had to take a moment to figure out whether a pair of underwear was mine or my mothers. I'm 18. She is 56. Enough said. FML
Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML
Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her cellphone in a hottub and ruined it. As I was feeling pretty good about myself, I then realized that my cellphone was in the pocket of a sweater that I had just thrown in the washer 20 minutes prior. FML
Today, I tried to be productive and got dressed in real clothes instead of sweatpants. I spent the next four hours on the couch binge-watching Netflix and pretending I had plans. FML
Today, I found my old sewing machine I got when I was a kid. I never used it before, because when I was younger, I was afraid I might sew my fingers. Laughing at myself, I decided to sew up an old bag. I sewed my thumb. FML
Today, my 53 year-old art teacher told me she's excited about going clubbing this weekend. I'm excited about watching a special on the History Channel. FML
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amatthew_03 0
I'm 24, too, and this sounds like a pretty good time to me, actually.
spiceonice 0
uh, golden girls rocks. fyi
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Comments (220)
tbweffect 0
Wtf is Crotcheting?
IHaveThePower 18
Crochet is where you use a short, hooked rod and some yarn to make cloth. It's one of the (many) ways you can turn thread\yarn into cloth--these, and turning fibers into thread, are called 'fiber arts', and it ranges from knitting to weaving. Back in Ye Olden Dayes, it was how we got most of our clothes made; these days, it's a hobby you pick up to handmake your own things. I'm making myself a knitted purse, because like f*ck I'm gonna sit on a wallet when I'm just trying to sit my butt down.
TimeTruthHearts 0
Thats ok because Golden Girls is an awesome show!
doubleboots152 0
ditto, it sounds like an activity similar to teabagging but you shit at the same time.
zee209 0
Okay?
lara522 0
So you like to crochet. That doesn't make you old. Another whiney FML.
Person_Man 0
*agrees with #4* I DONT GIVE A SH*T
Duracell88 0
I do the same, except I knit and I'm only 20... Golden Girls is a GREAT show, don't feel guilty about it!
emorockerownage 9
what?
tamoomoo 0
Golden girls and anything to do with yarn is awesome.
KeithHarris 0
I worked as a medical assistant when I was 18 and I know this great place to buy bed pans and wheelchairs if you need em :-D