Today, I was crocheting while watching television, and thinking to myself how proud I was that I taught myself to crochet. Then, an episode of Golden Girls came on, and I watched that while I crocheted. I'm 24. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora the Explorer get to her grandmother's house. It was the most fun I've had all year. I'm 21. FML
Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML
Today, I took a pottery class to try out a new hobby. After an hour of work, I had somehow created something that looked vaguely like a bowl. The teacher walked by and asked what I was making. When I proudly said, "A bowl," she paused and replied, "Oh." FML
Today, I watched four episodes of Frasier at my mom’s house and now my algorithm is all Frasier facts and memes. FML
Today, I was folding the laundry. At one point, I had to take a moment to figure out whether a pair of underwear was mine or my mothers. I'm 18. She is 56. Enough said. FML
Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML
Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her cellphone in a hottub and ruined it. As I was feeling pretty good about myself, I then realized that my cellphone was in the pocket of a sweater that I had just thrown in the washer 20 minutes prior. FML
Today, I tried to be productive and got dressed in real clothes instead of sweatpants. I spent the next four hours on the couch binge-watching Netflix and pretending I had plans. FML
Today, I found my old sewing machine I got when I was a kid. I never used it before, because when I was younger, I was afraid I might sew my fingers. Laughing at myself, I decided to sew up an old bag. I sewed my thumb. FML
Today, my 53 year-old art teacher told me she's excited about going clubbing this weekend. I'm excited about watching a special on the History Channel. FML
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amatthew_03 0
I'm 24, too, and this sounds like a pretty good time to me, actually.
spiceonice 0
uh, golden girls rocks. fyi
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Comments (220)
annika_fml 0
At times like these, don't you wish there were a "Least Favorites" list?
jaymers 3
i'm 23 i knit and the golden girls is awesome, don't be 'shamed!
inafets89 0
I've done that so many times and I'm 19! I love the Golden Girls..and crocheting!
ch3lsazz 0
not much of an FML...but realizing this you should've gotten up and gone to do something a bit more entertaining...honestly i wuld never be doing that but its notanything to be too ashamed of
lobstar 0
Yeah, nothing to be ashamed of. Golden Girls is a kickass show. I'm a 26 year old straight male who watches it everyday :D Not an FML however.
quachie 0
How is this a FML? That show is awesome and appeals to all ages
girlloveyoung 0
whats the point of this? for real..
anicolelove 0
that is nothing to be ashamed of. I'm 19, my friends and i have knitting/crocheting circles where we sit around a bitch about our various aches and pains! DO NOT BE ASHAMED
madvomon 0
If you were a guy, then you probably could say FML because of all the gay connotations that would go with that - like if it ended with I'm a 24 year old straight male, i dont know, it would make more sense. As for you, assuming female, this is not a FML.
curryndricegirll 0
Ugh. I hate these FMLs. Why do they freaking even pass?