Miscellaneous: Today, I was crocheting while watching television, and thinking...

By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 17:10 - United States

Today, I was crocheting while watching television, and thinking to myself how proud I was that I taught myself to crochet. Then, an episode of Golden Girls came on, and I watched that while I crocheted. I'm 24. FML

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By Amey - 04/05/2009 09:09 - United States

Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora the Explorer get to her grandmother's house. It was the most fun I've had all year. I'm 21. FML

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By GrannyAt22 - 22/06/2010 01:28 - Canada

Today, I had to buy a wrist brace for a repetitive strain injury. I got the injury because I was knitting too much. I'm 22. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2016 06:40 - United States - Seattle

Today, I dropped my knitting project while I was sitting down, but I managed to catch it between my legs. So my knitting needles also caught me. FML

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By anon - 14/01/2013 03:00 - United States - Dublin

Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML

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By granny_panties - 18/04/2009 20:49 - United States

Today, I was folding the laundry. At one point, I had to take a moment to figure out whether a pair of underwear was mine or my mothers. I'm 18. She is 56. Enough said. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 03:25 - France

Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML

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By Cellphonetroubles - 19/11/2009 07:36 - Canada

Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her cellphone in a hottub and ruined it. As I was feeling pretty good about myself, I then realized that my cellphone was in the pocket of a sweater that I had just thrown in the washer 20 minutes prior. FML

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By Jorgina226 - 11/08/2010 16:33 - United States

Today, I found my old sewing machine I got when I was a kid. I never used it before, because when I was younger, I was afraid I might sew my fingers. Laughing at myself, I decided to sew up an old bag. I sewed my thumb. FML

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By ThisPerson - 19/05/2011 10:11 - Canada

Today, my 53 year-old art teacher told me she's excited about going clubbing this weekend. I'm excited about watching a special on the History Channel. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2023 20:00

Today, I binge-watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting and now I'm not sure what day it is. FML

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Wednesday 22 April 2009 23:19

I'm 24, too, and this sounds like a pretty good time to me, actually.

spiceonice 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 23:19

uh, golden girls rocks. fyi

Comments

annika_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:14

At times like these, don't you wish there were a "Least Favorites" list?

jaymers 3

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:15

i'm 23 i knit and the golden girls is awesome, don't be 'shamed!

inafets89 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:16

I've done that so many times and I'm 19! I love the Golden Girls..and crocheting!

ch3lsazz 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:19

not much of an FML...but realizing this you should've gotten up and gone to do something a bit more entertaining...honestly i wuld never be doing that but its notanything to be too ashamed of

lobstar 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:24

Yeah, nothing to be ashamed of. Golden Girls is a kickass show. I'm a 26 year old straight male who watches it everyday :D Not an FML however.

quachie 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:25

How is this a FML? That show is awesome and appeals to all ages

girlloveyoung 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:44

whats the point of this? for real..

anicolelove 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:45

that is nothing to be ashamed of. I'm 19, my friends and i have knitting/crocheting circles where we sit around a bitch about our various aches and pains! DO NOT BE ASHAMED

madvomon 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:47

If you were a guy, then you probably could say FML because of all the gay connotations that would go with that - like if it ended with I'm a 24 year old straight male, i dont know, it would make more sense. As for you, assuming female, this is not a FML.