Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora the Explorer get to her grandmother's house. It was the most fun I've had all year. I'm 21. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was crocheting while watching television, and thinking to myself how proud I was that I taught myself to crochet. Then, an episode of Golden Girls came on, and I watched that while I crocheted. I'm 24. FML
Today, both my parents were at work so I was home alone. My boyfriend had wanted to surprise me and take me out to lunch. He found me dancing on my kitchen table singing "Like a Virgin" at the top of my lungs. FML
Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML
Today, I was home alone, blasting music, dancing in my underwear, singing into a wooden spoon. I turned around mid-performance to see my landlord standing in the kitchen. I’d forgotten about the maintenance appointment I'd scheduled. FML
Today, I was bored and all alone while cleaning at work. This led me to start passionately doing a ballet dance in the empty corridor. I promptly stopped as I remembered the surveillance cameras. FML
Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML
Today, for the Superbowl halftime show, my mom was blasting the TV, dancing, and singing along to Bruce Springsteen in front of me and my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was playing some children's music while I cooked so my two-year-old was entertained a little. I started dancing while cooking and she looked at me with a straight face and said, "Mama... Don't dance." FML
Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML
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perfectwinds 0
Dora's awesome. Haha. If you plan on having kids then you'll fit right in. May I suggest babysitting? =P
ArtsySwag 0
I used to have a lot of fun watching The Doodlebops :D. There's nothing wrong with being 21 and watching Dora The Explorer :)... the problem is it being the most fun you had all year =[ lol.
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Comments (261)
Bobhope124 0
Kill yourself, now
perfectwinds 0
Dora's awesome. Haha. If you plan on having kids then you'll fit right in. May I suggest babysitting? =P
fuzz97 23
Dora sucks
Y_e_a_h 0
Go out and grab a beer with your friends, **** strangers... do something productive for christs sake...
Enoch134 0
I doubt he has drinking buddies lol
teotsi 28
Since when is ******* strangers productive?
ArtsySwag 0
I used to have a lot of fun watching The Doodlebops :D. There's nothing wrong with being 21 and watching Dora The Explorer :)... the problem is it being the most fun you had all year =[ lol.
randomguy1millon_fml 0
dude I have fun riding a skate board in the grass like the teletubies
cute_princess 3
at least you still have your inner child.. That's a plus.. :S
Button_x 0
You don't HELP Dora. You sat and watched it. Loser. -_-
BigMac_fml 0
You sound like you'd be a riot at parties.
bummervacation 10
more like the cause of one. They'd laugh at him so hard it'd sound like one.
Tittyabuse 0
OP is a girl
tiedyejedi 0
/facepalm
hmlftw 0
Lmao what a fag and lol you play WoW?
shupwhup 18
o ya
amelinat 0
Did you sing along with the song "where are we going? Grandmas house!" Thanks to you I will be humming that for the rest of the day. Cheers.
suaveneanderthal 0
Sounds to me like you need a career in working with kids! I bet you'd be pretty popular with them