By iprobablyhaveherpes - 20/10/2010 04:47 - Australia

Today, I was casually looking through my girlfriend's phone while she got ready, though she made me promise not to. To my confusion, I discovered that she had me listed as 'Saturday' in her contacts. There was also a Thursday, Friday and Sunday listed. I only ever see her on Saturdays. FML
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DEXter501 0

This is where you simply switch up all those numbers and have her basically reveal it to everyone herself.

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KVKdragon 26

ouch. maybe you should dump her. looks pretty clear that she has other weekly hookups besides you. if you do though, don't mention the phone. otherwise, you'll be at fault and seem like the insensitive one to others.

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sarcdude 3

Oh man, nice name. Normally I have issues with looking through people's phones, emails, etc. But the fact that she made you promise not to look, makes me feel like that was one situation in which you should as if she had something to hide.q

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cruzer555 1

are you high?!? you f**king idiot, privacy is for people with something to hide, you can take my phone and examine it all you want I don't care cause I know I'm innocent. only secretive people with skeletons in the closet wont let others search their phone!

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Aliyette 0

aaawww....that sucks majorly! lol but at least u can feel comfortable with the fact that she's well organized!

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katelannicole 0

youu were 'causually looking through herr phone'? yourr a snoop. :) and, shes a hoe.

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angel55033 12

safe to say she's a ***** and you left her? if not you're dumb, she prob has the whole year dated out hahaha

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JERZBornNRaised 7

well bro this happened to me well gettin played haha, its a part of life, just make sure the girl your with doesnt have a guy best friend, unless he likes penis then its ok, theres no threat then :)

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MisfitScott 0

If she's getting paid...stick it out for a while and she what you can get out of this mess.

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SunshineKilla 0

You said that Saturday was the only day you see your girlfriend, yet the date you posted this was 10/19, which was a Tuesday.

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Cinn_fml 22

A) The OP might not have posted it the day he found out. FMLs are simply required to start with 'Today'. B) All FMLs are moderated, which can take up to a few days. C) I doubt the time difference helps point B. D) Does it even matter? It's still a sucky situation.

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blaire_isabella 0

At least she has an organization system. Some girls don't even bother with that.

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LA_Barbie 11

HAHA this is the BEST fml I have read in a long time! :D OP: dump her! all I have 2 say is "once a playa always a playa." oh yea and as ****** up as what she did is, I have high respect for her creativity, I want to meet her! lol

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