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By iprobablyhaveherpes - 20/10/2010 04:47 - Australia

Today, I was casually looking through my girlfriend's phone while she got ready, though she made me promise not to. To my confusion, I discovered that she had me listed as 'Saturday' in her contacts. There was also a Thursday, Friday and Sunday listed. I only ever see her on Saturdays. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML

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By therapygal - 17/11/2018 15:30

Today, my girlfriend got very mad at me after finding several appointments with "Amanda" in my calendar. Amanda is my psychiatrist. FML

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By Soontobeex - 15/09/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I decided to go through my husband's phone to make sure I invited everyone to the surprise party I was planning for him. There were a few I had missed so I called to let them know about it. The last number I called was his girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2015 12:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2014 16:54 - Canada - Delta

Today, my boyfriend sent me a screenshot of his phone's contact list, to show me the adorable photo of us he'd set as my contact image. I guess he didn't realize that a contact called "Side Babe" was just barely in the screenshot too. FML

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By DCarreon - 04/10/2012 07:13 - United States - Ceres

Today, my seemingly normal girlfriend decided to erase every girl's name out of my phone. Family and all. FML

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By Anonwymous - 18/10/2009 10:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 08:47 - United Kingdom - Bury

Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her another girl's name. FML

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Overbearing girlfriend

By Jake - 16/09/2013 19:08 - United States - Albany

Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML

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Loner

By LonelyBoy - 16/03/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I realized my girlfriend has way more friends than I do. How did I realize this? She called me to tell me she was at the beach with her friends, and how much fun she was having. I was playing WoW in my room, and my friends don't answer my texts. FML

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DEXter501 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 12:51

This is where you simply switch up all those numbers and have her basically reveal it to everyone herself.

KVKdragon 26

Wednesday 20 October 2010 12:39

ouch. maybe you should dump her. looks pretty clear that she has other weekly hookups besides you. if you do though, don't mention the phone. otherwise, you'll be at fault and seem like the insensitive one to others.

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Sober1128 9

Sunday 24 October 2010 7:05

you should surprise her and show up on Friday

eshan555 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 13:55

damn as he'll I guy each tell spoilt brat

kayPandastyle 15

Sunday 24 October 2010 18:31

Dammmmmnnn lmfao

Scififreak339 0

Monday 25 October 2010 7:32

lol call all the others and make an evil scheme *cackles maniacally* XD

xX_LilSammie_Xx 4

Thursday 4 November 2010 17:12

take a screen shot (assuming it's an iPhone) and text it to the others. or better yet, take pictures of you sexing and text those.

Naveh 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 19:42

I kinda love the name you put, OP, lol.

icarose 4

Thursday 7 April 2011 9:59

I read this in awoke book once....

doublehuh 2

Monday 30 May 2011 7:27

I think you have a problem?

ashley199807 0

Monday 20 June 2011 4:33

You Shouldn't have looked through her phone in the first place YDI!

Dilwann 27

Tuesday 12 March 2013 16:30

Seriously? Firstly, it's his girlfriend, so it's in my opinion that there should be a 'no secrets' rule anyway. Secondly, she cheated on him with at least 3 other guys. Hadn't he looked through her phone, he would've never known and wasted his time on her.

ravens_embrace 2

Wednesday 26 October 2011 19:32

I agree with everybody who has said switch the numbers. I would start with Mon and Tues..next week do Thurs and Fri. Keep ut up for a bit until she catches on..or rats out her daily endeavors to all the other guys. Once that is done..switch all the numbers to yours. In the meantime find yourself a casual fling and don't have sex with the bitch when you see her on Saturdays.