Miscellaneous: Today, I was just about to get in the shower, when I heard a...

By Jaybird1587 - 03/08/2009 12:43 - United States

Today, I was just about to get in the shower, when I heard a loud crunch. I thought to myself, boy the neighbours next door must be doing some heavy construction. Two seconds after that thought, my brother knocked on the door to inform me that the neighbours tree had just fallen on my car. FML

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You deserved it 2 500

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By 1ndustrytx - 04/09/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later a tree branch came through my roof. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 280

You deserved it 2 223

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By Kallian - 25/11/2019 03:00 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I walked home and found a massive branch had fallen into my parking space. My first thought, "Thank God my car wasn't hit!" My second thought, "Where's my car?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 444

You deserved it 146

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By June - 31/05/2024 17:00 - United States - Flower Mound

Today, I woke up at 4AM to the sound of lightning hitting a tree in my backyard, then that tree proceeding to hit my house. Later, my neighbor's tree fell over, which hit our fence, and they're not even home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 427

You deserved it 80

Jinx

By Anonymous - 15/08/2017 23:15

Today, I was reversing my brother's car out of a driveway. I turned to my friend in the passenger seat and said, "Check it out, I'm so good at reversing!" Next minute there's a huge bang. I had just reversed into a tree and shattered the windscreen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 260

You deserved it 4 916

By Username - 23/06/2011 04:47 - United States

Today, I got home to find my truck smashed by a fallen old tree. I was going to have the tree removed next week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 814

You deserved it 5 945

By Anonymous - 04/08/2009 00:25 - United States

Today, I was woken up by a loud noise, which I thought was an earthquake. It sounded like a car had driven right into my living room. Which was exactly what it was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 308

You deserved it 2 688

Funny how?

By Jessie - 23/02/2009 08:08 - United States

Today, I drove to a party after getting my car back from the shop. A thunderstorm started as I made my way there and upon arriving, the power went out. The guests decided to watch the storm from the front windows when someone mentioned how funny it would be if a tree fell on my car. Seconds later, one did. FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 364

You deserved it 3 528

By Jo - 26/10/2009 03:14 - United States

Today, there was an earthquake. Good news: the only damage was a tree fell on some loser's car. Bad news: that loser was me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 934

You deserved it 3 065

Unbeliever

By Anonymous - 23/09/2009 02:31 - United States

Today, I was in a college band rehearsal when I got a call, saying, "Your car was just hit by a tree!" I said, "Yeah, right!" and hung up on her. Minutes later, the band manager walked in and told me that my car was totaled. I then went and stood in the rain to watch a tree get cut off my car. FML

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You deserved it 6 701

Too little, too late

By ragsy - 14/08/2009 16:54 - United States

Today, I finally went to Home Depot to buy a chainsaw to cut down the tree leaning dangerously over my garage. When I got home, I found the tree had fallen and taken out the roof while I was shopping. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 315

You deserved it 8 296

Mvibes 0

Monday 3 August 2009 16:04

Man that SUCKS....They at least offered to help pay damages right? Hopefully you got insurance

keoct 4

Monday 3 August 2009 16:07

Could be worse, my neighbours tree fell on his house, It was an “act of god” and his insurance refused to pay for it.

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Mvibes 0

Monday 3 August 2009 16:04

Man that SUCKS....They at least offered to help pay damages right? Hopefully you got insurance

bloodthorn 4

Monday 3 August 2009 16:58

YDI for owning a car

mcdys 0

Monday 3 August 2009 17:52

dude, #1. YOU GOT THE FIRST COMMENT BUD! HIGH FIVE

ScottyDoesntKnow_fml 0

Monday 3 August 2009 16:04

2nd comment!!

Hunthas 17

Friday 21 May 2010 4:22

umm if it's the neigbours tree, their insurance will cover it.. retards

thecrazed7 0

Monday 3 August 2009 16:04

YDI for having a car.

maria12_fml 0

Monday 3 August 2009 16:10

I hate you #2. People who write stuff like that should go in a hole and die.

BabaBlackShirt 0

Monday 3 August 2009 16:19

DON'T FEED THE TROLL YOU IDIOT.

thecrazed7 0

Monday 3 August 2009 16:21

Yeah, dont. I just ate cereal :D

kelther 0

Monday 3 August 2009 18:15

YDI for deciding to take a shower!

blackdog218 0

Monday 3 August 2009 23:25

#48= FAIL

boysxrulex09 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 4:58

YDI for polluting the environment and having a car. the environment was probably trying to say something to you by smashing you car with a tree. the fact that your car was hit by a TREE is definitely a sign that you should get off your lazy BUM and start walking, you fatty. Also, please stop polluting our environment

Nikkitaria 9

Wednesday 13 July 2011 4:44

You're not doing it right

maria12_fml 0

Monday 3 August 2009 16:06

That sucks, better that ur bro told u then finding it out yourself. FYL

DanceDiva1496 0

Monday 3 August 2009 16:07

Thecrazed7, mostly everyone has a car. This was horrible luck! Do you have insurance? FYL

keoct 4

Monday 3 August 2009 16:07

Could be worse, my neighbours tree fell on his house, It was an “act of god” and his insurance refused to pay for it.

The_Disturbed 5

Monday 3 August 2009 16:09

@#6 seriously? What insurance company were they using? One endorsed by the local church? "Act of God"...what a load of bullshit. @OP Ouch. Hope your insurance pays/paid for it. FYL

SilverXeno 0

Monday 3 August 2009 16:12

Either your friend is a total idiot, or was lying...cuz every insurance company I can think of has a clause for "natural" disaster, including what USED to be called an "act of God" (the verbage is now changed for PC reasons). On the other hand...the only way a car is covered is if it carries comp. Hope you've got a low deductible, OP!