By Anonymous - United Kingdom - Sheffield
Today, I was eating lunch, and accidentally got ketchup on the sofa, so I hastily doused it with stain remover. The ketchup is now no longer there; however there is a larger stain in its place. I stained the sofa with stain remover. FML
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  Drigr  |  9

Stain removal (or really anything that is used on a fabric, for whatever reason), usually has it listed in the directions to TEST it in an inconspicuos (I'm sure I butchered that) for exactly that reason. YDI, OP for not following directions.

  Isoldael  |  27

Oh... I was looking where my comment went. It was meant in reply to comment #2, I guess either I or the app messed up in placing it correctly. Sorry guys!

  blcksocks  |  19

That's not right. I think op should now spill some ketchup over the stain from the stain remover and then when the couch is all ketchupy again, pour appropriate amount of stain remover this time and it should work. Beleive me, It's fool proof.

  DKjazz  |  20

Oh, I got it! Put stain remover on your hot dog. It won't remove the stain on the couch, but at least you won't have to deal with it anymore.

By  ManInTheMachine  |  19

Oh, the irony of life!

You wouldn't happen to have laxatives that make you constipated aswell, would you? Or toothpaste that makes your teeth yellow?

If you keep it up, that's where you'll be heading.


Uh, I was talking about the fact where he said "giggles like a school girl" & I'm pretty sure that is why the guy above my comment asked if he was high, not because he misread it.