Today, I was back home from work drinking coffee when I heard someone open the door with a key. It was my boyfriend, who obviously didn't expect to see me home. We don't live together, and I never gave him a key. FML
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Today, my now ex-boyfriend called the cops on me and told them I wasn’t letting him in the house. His keys were in the door, he was just too drunk to unlock it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were wondering whose extra spare key was on the counter when we came home. Turns out it's his ex's and she returned it, while neither of us were home. We're still taking inventory to see what's missing. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend came to visit. We went to a cafe where I managed to lock myself in the toilet, breaking the key. I then had to wait for them to break down the door. I came out to applause from everyone, who had been laughing at me for 25 minutes. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML
Today, I had just gotten home after being away for 8 months. My key didn’t work on my lock and while I was messing the door a man with a child opened. My landlord gave someone my apartment while I was away. FML
Today, I was home alone. I didn't expect anyone to be anywhere near home, so when I got out of the shower, I walked to the living room, naked, to get the tv remote for my room. Only to find the UPS guy standing at our glass front door. I screamed... so did he. FML
Today, I came home early to surprise my wife. No, it's not what you're thinking: I didn't find her cheating on me. She wasn't even home, but my dad was. He'd used his spare key and was on my sofa, drinking my beer, and watching my TV. The first words out of his mouth? "Your beer's shit." FML
Today, I couldn't find my key so I sat against the wall to wait for my roommate to get home. I fell asleep. When I woke up a few hours later, I could hear her inside. She chose not to wake me up and let me in. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
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Welshite 39
Confiscate his key and keep an eye on yours. That's creepy.
ipman737 18
Have a serious talk with him?
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Comments (121)
skittyskatbrat 19
Change your locks. Send him the bill. And if he argues, press a trespassing suit against him. This is incredibly far out of bounds UNLESS it's something like "I borrowed the key from your Mom so I could sneak these flowers onto your table for our anniversary, as a surprise". Sneaking creepiness? Yeah. He's buying you a whole new set of locks at the hardware store, and he's NOT getting a key...nor is he getting to borrow your keys, ever again. I bet he "borrowed" your car...to take the keys straight to a locksmith and get a copy.
rawlings123 17
calm down satan
AlexRen 21
If you guys break up, he'll never be gone.
fmlrulesBolt 14
It's time to call the ghost busters
katertott 44
I'd like to think maybe he was trying to plan some romantic or b-day surprise, but copying a key without permission is way out of line no matter what is going on. If the relationship is not serious enough for someone to have a key of their own, (or to borrow a key from- or be let in by- a key-holding friend or relative), then such a surprise is simply inappropriate. If still up for it, plan it at one's own place. No need to go to creepy-stalker status.
healthappy 6
time to talk with him
Stultophobe 8
That's concerning.
Matilda19 7
creepy!
pssedoffmom 7
This deserves an update follow up for sure
amarie2009 22
Time to change the locks......... like right now!!!!!!!
stupidbox 9
that guy must be drinking too much vodka.