FML : Today, my mom volunteered me to help out at her coworker's 5-year-old son's birthday party. I didn't realize until I got there that "helping out" meant...

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Today, my mom volunteered me to help out at her coworker's 5-year-old son's birthday party. I didn't realize until I got there that "helping out" meant "dressing up as Spider-Man". FML

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By Spider-Sham - / Sunday 28 May 2017 16:00 /

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By Lobby_Bee | 13

#7461615 - Sunday 28 May 2017 04:14

Play some fake siren sound from your phone, tell the children you gotta go fight crime, and get the hell out of that place. LOL

By RichardPencil | 22

#7461625 - Sunday 28 May 2017 04:45

What's wrong? You can't handle the great responsibility that comes with great power? Just get some cans of silly string and you'll be the most kick-ass Spider-Man those kids have ever seen!

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By Lobby_Bee | 13

#7461615 - Sunday 28 May 2017 04:14

Play some fake siren sound from your phone, tell the children you gotta go fight crime, and get the hell out of that place. LOL

By RichardPencil | 22

#7461625 - Sunday 28 May 2017 04:45

What's wrong? You can't handle the great responsibility that comes with great power? Just get some cans of silly string and you'll be the most kick-ass Spider-Man those kids have ever seen!

By Randomness911 | 12

#7461628 - Sunday 28 May 2017 05:00

Sounds like you got caught in a sticky web of deceit.

By Colon_Man | 17

#7461680 - Sunday 28 May 2017 06:57

Spider-Sham, Spider-Sham. Does whatever a Spider-Sham does. Spike the punch. Eat all the cake. Cuz she can. Spider-Sham.

By CrazyTrainWreck | 18

#7461698 - Sunday 28 May 2017 07:34

Better than being asked to be spiderpig.

By Glowworm56 | 19

#7461706 - Sunday 28 May 2017 07:42

Remember, Spider-Sham, with great power comes great responsibility--of looking after the kids.

By Cynical_1 | 26

#7461833 - Sunday 28 May 2017 11:58

I can just hear the kids now; "Mommy...why does Spider-man have boobs?" Lol. Unless you don't have any...but that's a whole other FML.

By DanielleinDC | 28

#7461921 - Monday 29 May 2017 04:41

Yet another parent volunteering her kid to do something. Can you just...not show up at the party?

By latenerd | 11

#7462138 - Monday 29 May 2017 03:28

WTH. Why would your mother do that - and not even for a charity or something, but just a coworker??

By Sinshine | 12

#7462263 - Monday 29 May 2017 09:47

If someone volunteers me, I volunteer them to do it in my place. Volunteering other people for stuff without asking them is just disrespectful.

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