Miscellaneous: Today, I couldn't find my key so I sat against the wall to wait...

By e - 02/12/2010 09:24 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my key so I sat against the wall to wait for my roommate to get home. I fell asleep. When I woke up a few hours later, I could hear her inside. She chose not to wake me up and let me in. FML

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By phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2021 09:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I woke up and went down to the park for a walk. I later realized I'd forgotten to bring the house keys with me, so I got stuck waiting until somebody opened the door for me. FML

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By me - 20/12/2010 02:26 - Bulgaria

Today, my roommate asked me to lock the door as we left our place. I told her to use my keys, because my hands were full. Afterwards, she and her boyfriend set off out of town for the next couple of days. She forgot to give me back my keys. FML

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By leez - 01/02/2009 10:43 - United States

Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2012 20:53 - United States - International Falls

Today, I was sleeping in after working a graveyard shift. I awoke to my girlfriend sneaking her stuff out of the house. She planned on leaving her key on my pillow and taking off without any notice whatsoever. FML

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Miss you, bed

By LadyGrey - 27/01/2015 11:45

Today, returning home from a party, I realised I'd forgotten my keys. My roommate was sleeping so soundly that after an hour of throwing gravel and ringing the doorbell, I had to give up and get a room at the hotel over the road. For €85 I had a view of my room. FML

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By anonymous - 17/01/2017 20:00

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and had to go to the bathroom in my dorm. After coming out of the bathroom, I realized I'd let my auto-locking door close behind me. I had to go through the whole dorm, sprint across campus in my bra and underwear, and ask someone for my spare key. FML

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By megmo7 - 04/10/2010 08:24 - United States

Today, my roommate who stays out til 4 or 5 in the morning each night got her key to the dorm fixed. I've been having to stay up nightly to let her in (my normal bedtime being 12:00) How'd they fix it? Turns out it was never broken she was just putting the key in the slot wrong. FML

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Stuck

By crap - 19/06/2009 17:34 - United States

Today, I woke up extremely hungover. I couldn't find my car keys so I went out to my car to see if I had locked them inside. I walked back to the door of my apartment barefoot and empty handed, only to find that I had locked myself out of the apartment. FML

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Let 'em in

By sister_woes - 09/10/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I didn't have my key, so my sister told me to call her to let me in. I called, no answer. I waited for 15 minutes and then called my dad complaining about her, still being outside. She popped her out the window and yelled, "Don't talk about me, bitch!" and wouldn't open the door. FML

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DocBastard 38

Thursday 2 December 2010 16:41

So...you got a nap in, got back inside, and lost nothing. Other than your keys and dignity, that is.

SShelbyy 1

Thursday 2 December 2010 16:01

What a b*tch!

Comments

alsafady 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 16:01

first :)

BobcatM 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 16:02

***** ^ :)

BryanM702 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 16:03

win^:)

SShelbyy 1

Thursday 2 December 2010 16:01

What a b*tch!

darkzexs 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 17:06

^-word.

PurplePeeps 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 17:09

^-double word.

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Thursday 2 December 2010 17:16

CATFIGHT!!!

C6Racer 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 20:48

Kittehs?

Notimetobleed 14

Friday 3 December 2010 6:13

She's Being nice, she's just letting you have your beauty sleep

drakem 7

Thursday 2 December 2010 16:05

Maybe she was being thoughtful and didn't want to wake you up. Was sleeping out there for a bit really so bad? You were asleep so you didn't notice a difference. It's only an FML if she still didn't let you in afterwards.

goddessallison 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 17:08

agreed

starile 19

Thursday 2 December 2010 18:48

I'm sure OP would have preferred to sleep indoors in s nice warm bed than out on the stoop in winter time. Would you like to be left outside unnecessarily for hours on end? All OP wanted to do was get inside, and she was obviously exhausted.

xVictoriaDreamz 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 16:12

antiflood is annoying.

gusgus36 5

Thursday 2 December 2010 16:13

maybe she didn't know for sure that you were locked out and thought you were out there for a reason. did you call her so she knew you were locked out?