Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
Today, at my bachelorette party, I got so wasted, I ended up giving my stripper a lap dance because he "wasn't doing it properly". There's photos. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of three years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML
Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML
Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML
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Top comments
DjeePee 25
Just don't forget who you're going to marry, bro. Let her use her seductive look to catch someone else.
Tektite 14
Be glad it wasn't your mother in law lol D:
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Comments (292)
ashmichelle85 0
Well there's a story for the grandkids! Let me tell you about the night Grandpa had your great aunt's boobies in his face! Lol! Don't FML this moment, imagine the scenery on thanksgiving...two good-looking ladies at the dinner table!
Ballzdeepinya 0
You look like that girl that sings on that "education connection" commercial.
ikickgingers 15
^^ ahahahshshhshshshshs
glglgl19 5
Omg she does lol
japtch 15
Get connected, for free!
ashmichelle85 0
Well crap...oh well guess I needed to update my profile pick anyways...
natebart88 0
well at least it wasnt your soon to be wifes soon to be younger sister.
Savra_fml 17
WTF? "soon to be younger" sister? So, the younger sister is older but soon she will be younger than her older sister which wants to be younger later but is older?
bizarre_ftw 22
Simplified: at least it wasn't your younger sister
glglgl19 5
Dumb Ass it means HIS younger sister
Ballzdeepinya 0
You seen your sister-in-laws *******. How is this a FYL moment. I can already see who the man will be in the relationship. Bc you obviously have no balls.
jobsman99 0
Your soon to be wife certainly knows what her sister does. So talk to your soon to be wife about it and have your gal learn some seductive and fun moves from her sister to spice up what could be a great sex life for you two. that could be lots of fun and very hot.
Daralea 21
Yea, because there is nothing awkward with a conversation that goes like "Hey, I saw your sister at her workplace the other day. You could really ask her to give you a few pointers."
jonnynasty 0
imagine next time you see your wife and she asks how you already met your soon to be little sister in law... awkward
Cheesecakee 11
Pretty sure he had to have met her already to know who she was..
merrielp 13
Most people know their future in laws BEFORE the wedding
TipOfTheHat 10
That's awesome! I don't see the problem here! Unless your thinking of trading sisters?
mea_iloveskiing 26
Banana pancakes.
ryanyandel 9
looks like a three way may be over the horizon
newfiebackflip 7
Dear diary.....jack pot
aFreedom127 9
As least it wasn't...surprise, your soon to be wife!