family gatherings are going to be awkward! also, when she comes over to visit you guys and your wife has to go to work or to the grocery store and leaves you two alone to have some "bonding time". ;)

Just don't put her on your lap.

If you didn't realize she was a stripper, it may be because she doesn't want anyone to know. Your secret is safe.

I don't understand the point of having strippers at a bachelor party. You're supposed to be marrying the love of your life. I guess I just never understood the point of: oh my gosh, I'm getting married tomorrow! Time to mess around with as many women as possible!

Ew.

Am I the only one that finds this awesome?

as long as you keep it in the family

But if you do plan to **** her put on a dick wrap.

Then what happened

Why didn't you realise it was your sister in law before she walked over . . . ? Must not know your (future) wife's family very well.