Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
Today, at my bachelorette party, I got so wasted, I ended up giving my stripper a lap dance because he "wasn't doing it properly". There's photos. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of three years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML
Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML
Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML
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Top comments
DjeePee 25
Just don't forget who you're going to marry, bro. Let her use her seductive look to catch someone else.
Tektite 14
Be glad it wasn't your mother in law lol D:
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Comments (292)
mrwiggles5422 4
family gatherings are going to be awkward! also, when she comes over to visit you guys and your wife has to go to work or to the grocery store and leaves you two alone to have some "bonding time". ;)
Ferretface 13
Just don't put her on your lap.
Salkadi 9
If you didn't realize she was a stripper, it may be because she doesn't want anyone to know. Your secret is safe.
KleeTEE_fml 0
I don't understand the point of having strippers at a bachelor party. You're supposed to be marrying the love of your life. I guess I just never understood the point of: oh my gosh, I'm getting married tomorrow! Time to mess around with as many women as possible!
Rachiebabyx 1
Ew.
johnholmes 0
Am I the only one that finds this awesome?
123jdub 7
as long as you keep it in the family
btstig 11
But if you do plan to **** her put on a dick wrap.
MrWhite139 0
Then what happened
desirepng 10
Why didn't you realise it was your sister in law before she walked over . . . ? Must not know your (future) wife's family very well.
daminantion 14
Ever been drunk? Yea, that's why it's illegal to drink and drive. Next!