Love, Transportation, Sex and Weird: Out of my league - FML

Out of my league

By Bibel_Boy_1993 - 18/11/2022 15:00 - Israel

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Today, an attractive woman on a bus told my girlfriend I was good looking and that she was a lucky woman. She immediately took me home, shagged me vigorously, cried, and then broke up with me because, “It’s not you, it’s me.” FML

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 18 November 2022 14:47

The beautiful woman (who is automatically an authoritative judge of aesthetics) basically told your girlfriend that you're out of her league. Just get back on the bus -- both literally and figuratively.

JackWood 19

Friday 18 November 2022 18:33

It is her and not the last one like her you're gonna meet.

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 18 November 2022 14:47

The beautiful woman (who is automatically an authoritative judge of aesthetics) basically told your girlfriend that you're out of her league. Just get back on the bus -- both literally and figuratively.

JackWood 19

Friday 18 November 2022 18:33

It is her and not the last one like her you're gonna meet.

Nico97 2

Sunday 20 November 2022 17:57

sounds like you dodged a bullet before crazy takes half as well

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