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wow horrible luck though i don't know if i'd kick things just out of instinct
YDI Child abuser.
she never said how hard the kick was. For all we know it was just a light jab.
XD Good
YDI for buying new clothes.
i don't understand all the people saying that someone should've been watching the kid. his mother was obviously in the dressing room too...how is she supposed to watch him? take him in there and let him have a messed up childhood? and seriously, have NONE of you ever gotten lost in a big department store or something as a kid? oh, and #25, child abuse? really? give me a break. and it doesn't really matter how hard the kick was...nobody wants it in the face. OP, it's not your fault. but god i'd feel awful after that. i hope you hid from his mother.
I disagree..........OP should call the security instead of kicking someone in his face. YDI for using your leg instead of your brain to solve problem in your life.
Um.... YES. There is nothing wrong with a young child seeing a parent change clothes. Americans are just too ******* repressed. "z0mg, a nipple!" It's not like we don't all have them. Who cares? Anyhow, a four-year-old will likely not even remember such a mundane event as being in the changing room with his mother, let alone be scarred by it. Far better alternative than the mother letting the kid run around unsupervised where he could get hurt. Or worse.
But it's looking that got someone kicked ^.^
LOL!!
wow asshole, you couldnt distinguish a 4 year old face? that boy should've written the fml, not you.
You retarded bitch.
"Today i was in the store looking for my mom. I was cheking under teh changing room doors to see if she was in there. Suddenly, some bitch kicked me in the face. FML"
#102- I see where you're coming from, and no it is not child abuse, but the kid could have knocked first. At 4 years of age, the kid should have known better than peeking under dressing rooms. Seriously *_*
"Americans are just too ******* repressed. "z0mg, a nipple!" It's not like we don't all have them. Who cares?" ... (-.-;) (stereotype? yes.) I've been into dressing rooms so many times, I don't know how many, and ALL the mothers take their small children in with them when they're changing. Don't assume all Americans are prude because of ONE FML STORY.
Couldn't agree more. I've been living in Europe for the past 3 years and it has made me realize just to what crazy extent Americans and Canadians are repressed. Everything makes you a sexual predator, child molester, or gay. Here it's not uncommon to see people changing at the beach or an outdoor public pool. Nobody cares! I love North America, but damn it's got some ******* growing up to do.
#100 that has got to be the worst reason to give a YDI. everyone buys new clothes
People on this site just don't seem to get sarcasm. It's quite funny seeing the stupid responses and then seeing the idiots who take them seriously XD
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i'd probly do the same.
ok, but you couldn't just cover yourself with the clothes and yell at the face or something?
well next time the kid will just ask "Mom, where are you?"
I would have kicked too but I would LOOK first lol
Lol light jab...to the face.
Ahahaa I could so picture that. Lmao.
"Today, I lost my mommy. I looked underneath a door to see if she was there. The lady saw me and kicked me in the face. It wasn't my mommy. FML" That's just terrible. FYL, because we all know no one can control instinct. Well, from the comments and the FYL/YDI ratio, I guess about 1/8 of us don't know we can't control instinct.
Hahahahaha that is such a jerk move, but u gotta admit it's pretty hilarious if u think about it!
I would probably have done a similar thing
Me too. XD The people bitching against the OP just don't realize that the kid was lucky he ended up just getting kicked in the face. First, he learned a valuable life lessong: Knock and call "Mom?" instead of peeping like a moron. And secondly, he just got kicked in the face: If he'd been wandering farther in the mall, he could have gotten snatched by a pervert, and then it's a billion times worse than being kicked in the face. The asshole here is the mom, who left her kid alone and went to try on clothes, when she should have taken him with her.
Well if he knocked and said Mom there could've been another mom there.
I would like to peek at you under the door, tikimuppet!
I wouldn't say I could really blame you though. You didn't know who was peeking, and kicked out of instinct so they wouldn't see you.
I agree, I wouldn't like it either if I saw someone peeking, no matter how old he/she is. It wasn't the kids fault either but I can totally understand the situation. It was just bad luck!
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Show it anywayBecause she doesn't appreciate being the object of interest for what is most likely a peeping tom?
Well, then her instinct isn't very reliable.
What are you talking about? Her instinct worked perfectly.
instinct is your reaction to things? She didn't react very well because it was actually a little child she kicked under the door and not a peeping tom which is what she thought - so that's a fail. Why would a 4 year old want to see naked women?
touche, from dictionary.com: 1. an inborn pattern of activity or tendency to action common to a given biological species. 2. a natural or innate impulse, inclination, or tendency. 3. a natural aptitude or gift: an instinct for making money. 4. natural intuitive power. Therefore she didn't mean to react like that it was an instinct and with someone looking at you naked its normal to feel threatened, therefore kicking little kids in the face
As if a 4 year olds face looks like a old perverts face!
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Anyone would!
you're a ******* idiot
I would have done the same thing. Not ur fault
yeeesh. you awful, awful person :)
Your instinct is bitchy.
Win.
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The kid looked Asian afterwards because of how hard she kicked him
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wow horrible luck though i don't know if i'd kick things just out of instinct
I would probably have done a similar thing