Kids and Christmas: Today, I was at lunch with my mom and we were talking about how...

By TooTallNiCo - 28/11/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, I was at lunch with my mom and we were talking about how to tell my brother that Santa Claus isn't real. After we finished our conversation, I heard someone crying. Little did I know, two little kids and their parents were sitting in the booth behind me. FML

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By santashelper - 05/12/2011 23:32 - United States

Today, I took my kids to the mall to see Santa. While waiting in line, my eldest got bored and loudly complained, "I don't know why we're here. Santa's not even real." I don't think any of the kids within a hundred feet took the news very well. FML

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By stupidsantaclaus - 08/10/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my friend, when my four year old nephew came in, asking who I was talking to. I told him it was Santa Claus, so he insisted on talking to him. I handed over the phone and I hear, "Santa is fake. Grow up." I spent the next two hours with a screaming child proving Santa exists. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2009 00:14 - United States

Today, at work, as a camp counselor, I was discussing how stupid the idea of Santa is to a coworker, and how every parent should tell their kids the truthLies. The intercom microphone was on. I single-handedly told a group of 100 six year-olds that Santa isn't real. FML

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By The Horrible Older Sister - 02/09/2012 10:07 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my little sister came home crying because someone had shown her a video about the Slender Man. Trying to calm her down, I explained to her that he wasn't real, just like Santa Claus. She looked up at me and said "Santa's not real?" It's been 3 hours, and she hasn't stopped crying. FML

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By n1a1t1h1a1n1 - 11/12/2012 07:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, on the bus, when I was asking my 6-year-old son what he wanted for Christmas, a stranger came up to us and yelled at him about how Santa Claus is not real, that his "parents are fucking liars" and that he should "never listen to anything one of those fuckers says." FML

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By xmassmasher - 02/12/2014 07:52 - United States - Ruston

Today, while my boyfriend and I were talking with his sister-in-law about a TV show, his 6-year-old nephew walked up just in time to hear how Santa killed the protagonist's parents. I've never seen such a heartbroken face in my life, and now he won't stop asking if Santa kills people. FML

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By unknown - 17/12/2012 11:37 - Canada

Today, I brought my 6-year-old to the mall to sit on Santa's lap. She told him what she wanted and smiled for the picture. When the lady told her that her turn was over, she began throwing a fit, pulling off Santa's beard in the process. This caused all the kids in line to begin sobbing. FML

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By SantaClaus - 02/11/2013 04:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my 8-year-old came home from school crying. Apparently her teacher told the whole class to write about how they felt when they learned that Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy weren't real. FML

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By Cherie - 07/12/2010 18:25 - United States

Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML

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By still had to pay - 23/12/2012 21:36 - Australia

Today, I took my 5-year old daughter to get a photo taken with Santa, when she asked the dreaded question of why this Santa looked different from one at the other store. Before I could placate her, some cunt of a kid yelled, "Because he's not real, dumbass!" FML

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teaset 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 23:11

Soo why are you going to tell your brother that Santa isn't real? Aren't people supposed to figure that out on their own?

iFerret 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 23:14

YOU MEAN HE'S NOT REAL?!?!?!? :'((

Comments

DeathByFalchion 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 0:45

Good for you! Santa Claus is complete bullshit and only leads kids further into a world of unjustified entitlement. FYL for hearing the brats cry.

sodahhhr 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 0:47

SNATA IS SATAN SPELLED DIFFERENTLY

FerrariCake 2

Sunday 29 November 2009 1:57

Hey... and GOD is an anagram of DOG. Coincidence, or not? So Santa Dog is an anagram of SATAN GOD ! Which means... ummm... hell, I have no idea.

tally7mir 3

Sunday 29 November 2009 4:13

haha, I know. Thats so ******* creepy! It makes me not like Santa

michaelcarell 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 0:55

This is not a YDI. How the **** would the OP know there were two kids behind him or her.

steph_kat 1

Sunday 29 November 2009 2:08

By looking around the restaurant. It's not difficult.

CheshireHalli 19

Sunday 29 November 2009 2:42

Why should he have to do that though? I mean, the parents should be able to soothe their kid. But, it's not really a big deal. Santa or not, there's still Christmas. =)

tlol 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 0:56

LIAR I BELIEVE!!!!

slmlm 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 1:06

why would you discuss how to tell someone santa isn't real, let them find out in time and then noone has to get upset, and you don't have to waste your time talking about such a silly matter!

AeFinder224 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 1:19

Haha that's great!!!

Thunderbender 2

Sunday 29 November 2009 1:31

They're supposed to find out on there own, YDI

i_dunno 3

Sunday 29 November 2009 1:41

What Santa isn't real!!!

i_dunno 3

Sunday 29 November 2009 1:45

You're suppost to let them find out themselves so they can milk it for a while. Dumb@5s

cefarix 5

Sunday 29 November 2009 1:57

Parents lying to their children about Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and so many other things... It should be child abuse. My parents never did that to me.