By still had to pay - 23/12/2012 21:36 - Australia

Today, I took my 5-year old daughter to get a photo taken with Santa, when she asked the dreaded question of why this Santa looked different from one at the other store. Before I could placate her, some cunt of a kid yelled, "Because he's not real, dumbass!" FML
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insertnameherr 11

HE'S NOT REAL???

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fightingkittens 39

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AwkwardPartyBear 24

I believe you mean oh no no no, who raised that child? It's a shame to see children act that way and ruin the imagination of others. I'm sorry OP.

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iiAntheA17 7

A slap in the face should be heavily implied -.-

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insertnameherr 11

HE'S NOT REAL???

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TML329 14

If he's not real how do I get my presents?

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AwkwardPartyBear 24

No! It makes no sense! I saw his sleigh last night! I'm telling you it wasn't an airplane!

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twinkiefeets 17

23-- that was hilarious, I wish I could thumb you up a million times. It's funny cause it's true.

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Chris455 8

What the flying fup?!? He IS real! How dare you have your doubt?!?

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Beeftinkle 13

The only people that make comments like 23 are the people that wouldn't be able to ever get a girl like that even if they paid.

KingMomo360 13

Or maybe the people the people that are just joking around.

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insertnameherr 11

lol 23 that's funny but I promise they are real. parents would never let me get work done

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insertnameherr 11

but no matter what I say no one will believe me. This is the Internet after all.

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RaggleFrock 13

They are about real as a unicorn pissing a rainbow.

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kakarot2 11

You mean unicorns don't piss rainbows????? All My life, i have been living a lie!

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brand2017 9

You kinda look like you were attacked with spray tan. My opinion though. Insert jokes about my pic next lol

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brand2017 9

Damn photo clipping xD

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SiriusBlack97 17

Your default pic only makes the comment that much better.

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rocker_chick105 31

Well if people don't believe it's real... why don't you change it to a more modest picture? (sorry if that sounded rude I didn't mean it to O.o)

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XxskyelovexX 13

I like you hair 73! Sorry I'm using the app so I can't send a private message

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SirCharles83 13

If you can reach out and touch it, it must be real.

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brand2017 9

Thanks 103, i appreciate it :) im using the app too lol

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TellMeWhatsDeath 14

Lol this thread is the best xD

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hamrtym 15

Arguing real vs fake is getting us nowhere. I know it can be a dangerous conclusion. That's why I am volunteering myself to be the official tester. Yes I will put my life on the line for the truth! I will report back in a few days. If you don't hear from me... get out before it's too late. May god be with us all.

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klrindal 2

God speed 110, God speed

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cblock94 7

When you stop believing in Santa, you get underwear.

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desoto96 9

42- thanks, I just couldn't help myself. Lol

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desoto96 9

And 2, there's only one way to tell if they're real. A squeeze test, and if necessary. A taste test.

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ICastillo 24

You should have told him he is getting ready for Christmas and its his brother taking his place.

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ShyAnn29 14

My mom would tell me that they were Santas helpers, because Santa was busy at the North Pole.

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MuseFan1991 14

71- thats what i plan on telling my kids when i have them. santa doesnt have a brother, silly

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KingCeltic77 18

You could tell him that it's not Santa, but one of his assistants. It sounds stupid but unfortunately there isn't much you can do at this point.

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Lennes 12

That's actually what my parents told me. It made more sense, so I was more inclined to believe it.

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Trisha_aus 15

I wonder what Red Forman told Eric..

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androiddestroya 7

"Eric, if you ever doubt that Santa's real, the only gift you'll be getting is my foot in your ass."

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CharresBarkrey 15

I laughed at the thought of "They's a killer..." :)

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bwzwally8 15

Ahaha I pressed send a bit to fast lol

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kitten82 16

I would have said that Santa is a really busy man and needs people to help him out.

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klol_fml 11

Kick the kid in the ass. Let's see who has a hurt ass.

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ksks1234 33

Sorry you had to deal with a rude kid. Tell your child that kid was naughty, so he is mad at Santa. Then, tell your kid the dept. store Santa works for the real one.

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