Today, I was at lunch with my mom and we were talking about how to tell my brother that Santa Claus isn't real. After we finished our conversation, I heard someone crying. Little did I know, two little kids and their parents were sitting in the booth behind me. FML
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Today, I took my kids to the mall to see Santa. While waiting in line, my eldest got bored and loudly complained, "I don't know why we're here. Santa's not even real." I don't think any of the kids within a hundred feet took the news very well. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my friend, when my four year old nephew came in, asking who I was talking to. I told him it was Santa Claus, so he insisted on talking to him. I handed over the phone and I hear, "Santa is fake. Grow up." I spent the next two hours with a screaming child proving Santa exists. FML
Today, at work, as a camp counselor, I was discussing how stupid the idea of Santa is to a coworker, and how every parent should tell their kids the truthLies. The intercom microphone was on. I single-handedly told a group of 100 six year-olds that Santa isn't real. FML
Today, my little sister came home crying because someone had shown her a video about the Slender Man. Trying to calm her down, I explained to her that he wasn't real, just like Santa Claus. She looked up at me and said "Santa's not real?" It's been 3 hours, and she hasn't stopped crying. FML
Today, on the bus, when I was asking my 6-year-old son what he wanted for Christmas, a stranger came up to us and yelled at him about how Santa Claus is not real, that his "parents are fucking liars" and that he should "never listen to anything one of those fuckers says." FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were talking with his sister-in-law about a TV show, his 6-year-old nephew walked up just in time to hear how Santa killed the protagonist's parents. I've never seen such a heartbroken face in my life, and now he won't stop asking if Santa kills people. FML
Today, I brought my 6-year-old to the mall to sit on Santa's lap. She told him what she wanted and smiled for the picture. When the lady told her that her turn was over, she began throwing a fit, pulling off Santa's beard in the process. This caused all the kids in line to begin sobbing. FML
Today, my 8-year-old came home from school crying. Apparently her teacher told the whole class to write about how they felt when they learned that Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy weren't real. FML
Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML
Today, I took my 5-year old daughter to get a photo taken with Santa, when she asked the dreaded question of why this Santa looked different from one at the other store. Before I could placate her, some cunt of a kid yelled, "Because he's not real, dumbass!" FML
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teaset 0
Soo why are you going to tell your brother that Santa isn't real? Aren't people supposed to figure that out on their own?
iFerret 0
YOU MEAN HE'S NOT REAL?!?!?!? :'((
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ekralc_ssly 0
Santa Claus. Not Clause... I thought everyone knew that.
r0ck5t4r 3
The real St. Nick observed children in his town throughout the year. those who were good, he rewarded with presents. those who were bad, he beat in their sleep. i'm not making this up. St. Nick beat bad children. Then, to add insult to injury, his black slave left coal in their slippers. I think this is the Santa Claus we should tell our children about.
Freakkshoooww 0
You deserve it for talking about Santa in publicXD Don't you think he woulda heard it at school? Or on TV? I heard it at school. But I never believed my parents about santa anyway. They are horrible liars.
MysteryJoker 5
Better, if the parents start yelling at the op, yell back at how horrible they are at parenting for lying to their kids =P
pepsipopup 0
you spelled Claus wrong
Rainyy 0
Santa isn't real?! OH MY GOD.
xxindigobluexx 0
Oh well, sucks for them.....they'll get over it.
epictoaster12 0
but Santa is real!
gammielikeoh 0
Idc if this was two years ago I am commenting anyway. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CRUSHED MY HOPES and DREAMS
THOMASisMYname 8
the way I found out that my parents used the same wrapping paper as santa and had the same, messy writing.